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Free Health Care is here
If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport -
you'll get a free x-ray and a breast exam, and;
if you mention Al Qaeda, you'll get a free colonoscopy.
Free Health Care is here
If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport -
you'll get a free x-ray and a breast exam, and;
if you mention Al Qaeda, you'll get a free colonoscopy.