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- May 8, 2011
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The Workhorse
The favorite bra you wear every day, forever, until it literally falls apart.
The Bat Bra
The bra whose effects on your cleavage break every known law of physics.
The Vise
Worn for workouts, this bra's smushing abilities are legend.
The Deceiver (or, as I like to call it, "The Lays Chips Bag Bra")
The bra that makes your boobs look five times bigger than they actually are.
Sir Pokes-A-Lot
The bra with a sharp, badly-lined underwire that causes unavoidable injuries every time you wear it.
The Heavy Hitter
Overwires, underwires, a five-pronged hydraulic clasp system, and straps thick enough to choke a donkey: this bra is a must-have for the large-breasted set.
The Aspirational Brassiere
Purchased accidentally, this bra is a full cup size too large... but you keep it around anyway, in the hopes of giving your boobs something to strive for.
The Interloper
A bra which... wait a second. This isn't my bra! Whose bra is this?!
The Useless Boob Bedazzler
No support, no structure, and no function whatsoever... but oooooh, it's so pretty!
The Great Descender
The strapless bra which, no matter how tightly you cinch it, always wriggles its way down to your waist within five minutes of leaving the house.
Amusing. I think some here will get a kick out of this and relate. Enjoy!
The favorite bra you wear every day, forever, until it literally falls apart.
The Bat Bra
The bra whose effects on your cleavage break every known law of physics.
The Vise
Worn for workouts, this bra's smushing abilities are legend.
The Deceiver (or, as I like to call it, "The Lays Chips Bag Bra")
The bra that makes your boobs look five times bigger than they actually are.
Sir Pokes-A-Lot
The bra with a sharp, badly-lined underwire that causes unavoidable injuries every time you wear it.
The Heavy Hitter
Overwires, underwires, a five-pronged hydraulic clasp system, and straps thick enough to choke a donkey: this bra is a must-have for the large-breasted set.
The Aspirational Brassiere
Purchased accidentally, this bra is a full cup size too large... but you keep it around anyway, in the hopes of giving your boobs something to strive for.
The Interloper
A bra which... wait a second. This isn't my bra! Whose bra is this?!
The Useless Boob Bedazzler
No support, no structure, and no function whatsoever... but oooooh, it's so pretty!
The Great Descender
The strapless bra which, no matter how tightly you cinch it, always wriggles its way down to your waist within five minutes of leaving the house.
Amusing. I think some here will get a kick out of this and relate. Enjoy!
