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The Worst Age


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#Post 1 of 5 OFFLINE   Sunshine80

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Posted 09 September 2008 - 10:11 PM

The Worst Age

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old.
"You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand
at the toilet and nothing comes out!"

"Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you
can't even crap anymore. You take laxatives, then you sit on the toilet
all day and nothin' comes out!"

"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "80 is the worst age of all!"

"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old.

"No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse
on a flat rock; no problem at all."

"Do you have trouble crapping?" asked the 70-year-old.

"No, I crap every morning at 6:30."

With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me get this
straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30.

So what's so tough about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00!"

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#Post 2 of 5 OFFLINE   Karren

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Posted 09 September 2008 - 10:25 PM

Hahahahaha.... Funny but as I get older its not.... Lol.
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#Post 3 of 5 OFFLINE   Adrienne

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 10:43 AM

LOL what a nice wake up call.

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#Post 4 of 5 OFFLINE   -Chelsey-

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 01:15 PM

haha that's funny

#Post 5 of 5 OFFLINE   reesesilverstar

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Posted 10 September 2008 - 01:32 PM

Oh gosh... That's horrible.... Wow... lol
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