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The Worst Age

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#1 Sunshine80


Posted 10 September 2008 - 06:11 AM

The Worst Age

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old.
"You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand
at the toilet and nothing comes out!"

"Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you
can't even crap anymore. You take laxatives, then you sit on the toilet
all day and nothin' comes out!"

"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "80 is the worst age of all!"

"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old.

"No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse
on a flat rock; no problem at all."

"Do you have trouble crapping?" asked the 70-year-old.

"No, I crap every morning at 6:30."

With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me get this
straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30.

So what's so tough about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00!"

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#2 Karren


Posted 10 September 2008 - 06:25 AM

Hahahahaha.... Funny but as I get older its not.... Lol.
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#3 Adrienne


Posted 10 September 2008 - 06:43 PM

LOL what a nice wake up call.

"Every saint has a past; every sinner has a future."

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#4 -Chelsey-


Posted 10 September 2008 - 09:15 PM

haha that's funny

#5 reesesilverstar


Posted 10 September 2008 - 09:32 PM

Oh gosh... That's horrible.... Wow... lol

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