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Sally had just been bereaved. After the funeral, she brought his ashes home, went out onto the patio and poured him out on the table.
As she ran her fingers through his ashes, she spoke softly to him.
'Do you remember you kept promising me you were going to get me a nice mink coat? Got it with the insurance'.
You know you said that one day you were going to buy me a brand new Corvette instead of the 5th hand Pintos and other rusty piles of crap you got me? Well I've got one with the insurance.'
Remember you said that one Christmas I was gonna get a pair of Diamond drop earings? Got 'em with the insurance'.
But this is not all about me. Remember I promised you that I was going to give you a blow job? Well Honey get ready!
As she ran her fingers through his ashes, she spoke softly to him.
'Do you remember you kept promising me you were going to get me a nice mink coat? Got it with the insurance'.
You know you said that one day you were going to buy me a brand new Corvette instead of the 5th hand Pintos and other rusty piles of crap you got me? Well I've got one with the insurance.'
Remember you said that one Christmas I was gonna get a pair of Diamond drop earings? Got 'em with the insurance'.
But this is not all about me. Remember I promised you that I was going to give you a blow job? Well Honey get ready!
