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Playboy Wants Miley
Hugh Hefner knows who Miley Cyrus is? I'm impressed. He probably thinks she's some country western chickie from the 1820s, when he was a teenager. At yesterday's Playboy H* of the Year luncheon, Hugh gave his two cents on the VF crap saga, “ She’d be welcomed in the magazine. Very pretty lady."
I love that he called her a pretty lady. Hugh is a pretty lady too! We're all pretty ladies.
Hugh went on to tell Extra, “ I think to make such a big to do over something as innocent as those photos, I think is a reflection on how schizophrenic America is about sexuality." Hugh then had to excuse himself, because he went poopy in his panties.
Playboy Wants Miley | Dlisted
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Every girl wants a man that she can go to in her sweats, hair a mess, make up running down her face, eyes red from crying and the first thing he says to her is "Baby, you're beautiful," and means it.
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