I figure I would post this here....

Its summer ladies which means that it is time to bust out with the flip flops, some even white. I was out and about today, in a country ass walmart and that's what inspired me

• If your flip flops were originally white, please take some time out of your day to wash them or replace them. Nothing like seeing flipflops with peeps of white under black ass dirt
• As a matter of fact if your flip flops are any color, wash them. Cause if your feet are dirty on the bottom (how can you put on shoes without washing your feet) they leave brown film that makes some sick (like me) cause I imagine the smell
• Please dont mix flip flops with socks. Yes, you have some extraordinary toes to still get that split, but you look like a pig and pigs make me think of bacon and bacon makes me hungry
• Please purchase a ped egg or a pumice and get that husk off the side, boy that's just gross. 5 minutes per foot is all it takes to make your feet happy.
• One last rule. Nothing burns my fat superficial ass more than seeing a bitch with a size 5 foot in a size 8 flip flop, curved up around the foot cause the size was wrong.....or a size 12 foot in a size 10 flip flop, like you see all that heel hanging out dont you???? sidevision??

Ok, rant over

Aprill