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Fartie McFarterson
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Bad Advice
This is another game I used to play. Someone asks for some advice for a certain problem and you give them the worst, silliest advice you can come up with. Then you ask the next person for advice for your own dilemma. Okay, i'll get us rolling...
I can't go to sleep. What should I do?
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Re: Bad Advice
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Ok, Make a really strong pot off espresso coffee, drink it all and seat in front of the TV or PC till the morning. I want to stop smoking, help me !!
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Re: Bad Advice
Buy 700 cartons of cigs and 300 lighters.
I need to take a poo poo, how?
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Re: Bad Advice
LMAO!
Go buy a bunch of Ex Lax. Your age times 2 will determine how many bars to eat. Eat this all at once and wash it down with a large glass of prune juice. Immediately following this, you should exercise. I suggest a long run. Report back and let us know how it all comes out. My dog likes to steal my panties and destroy the crotch by over licking and chewing at them. I know some people buy panties crotchless but mine weren't that way to begin with. What should I do and how can I get her to stop?
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Re: Bad Advice
Wash 'it' much worse and much less! Stop scrubbing the dungeon.
I love computers and sports, How can I mix that?
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Re: Bad Advice
Play hockey with your laptops. Set them up on either sides of the room as goals. Use your mouse as the puck. Now get to whacking!
I have a booger on my finger and there's no tissue handy. What should I do?
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Re: Bad Advice
Eat it !! that’s got to be tasty
I have to do exercise but I don’t feel like it, Any advice ??
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Re: Bad Advice
I suggest eating nonstop while talking at the same time to exercise your jaw.
My husband just farted and it keeps on lingering. What should I do?
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lippie crazy :p
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Re: Bad Advice
sniff up the stinky air until the smell is gone.
I'm balding, what should i do? |
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Re: Bad Advice
Pull out what you have left, is not growing back.
I’m watching an horror movie, I’m really scared!!!!!!!
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Chirp! Chirp!
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Re: Bad Advice
Go camping by the cementery..
My feet have tons of calluses, What can I do? |
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lippie crazy :p
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Re: Bad Advice
walk barefoot
i cant stop burping |
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Chirp! Chirp!
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Re: Bad Advice
Drink a lot of pop!
I have diahrrea |
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lippie crazy :p
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Re: Bad Advice
go out streaking!
i cuss a lot |
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Re: Bad Advice
hang out with someone who has Turet's Syndrome (please take no offense_
my kids are crying
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Chirp! Chirp!
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Re: Bad Advice
Bath them in cold water
I woke up with a huge pimple on my face |
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