[Shelley]

Lord, before I lay me down to sleep I pray for a man, who's not a creep;



One who's handsome, smart and strong.



One who thinks before he speaks, When he promises to call, he won't wait weeks.



I pray that he is gainfully employed, and when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.



Pulls out my chair and opens my door,massages my back and begs to do more.



Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?"



I pray that this man will love me to no end, and never attempt to shag my best friend.



And as I kneel and pray to my bed, I look at the creep you sent me instead.



Amen.

[Karren]

Hahahaha. Sounds like she's praying for a crossdresser for a husband, Shelley?

Better add

"and dosen't look better in a dress and heels than I do"

[pinksugar]

haha, yes, well, pray all you like, that's not a man, that's a saint!

(yup, still single, and I don't believe in the perfect man, LOL)

[Bec688]

Hahaha cute!

[Adrienne]

LOL very nice prayer

[Johnnie]

That was a funny find Shelley