to all of those who had a bad day, this is something my parents just told me at dinner, hoping it will make you laugh

last week my parents went visiting my uncle and aunt who live near the frontier with Belgium. they met my cousin's new boyfriend, and he was allowed to stay at home that night.
well, ahem, sometimes it's better to ignore what your friend advised you to do. this friend told my cousin to put her mattress on the floor when she's ahem,
very huggy with her bf if you catch my drift.
the problem is my mom and dad were sleeping just under her bedroom (which is right above their heads upstairs). my mom and dad were hearing everything*
everything* happening that night between the two

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and as my dad can sometimes be very explicit, he went to my cousin in the morning and told her to put back her mattress on her bed because he and my mom heard them the night before. poor cousin, could she have hidden in a hole, she would have done it immediately

. and her boyfriend was also very embarrassed


