[Californian]

Thought you had a bad date? Check out these
"worst date" stories found online.


Introducing: Fart Boy
#1. I was really looking forward to a date with this great looking guy who had a terrific personality. When we finally hooked up, it was to go to a mutual friend's wedding -- a very romantic first date.The ceremony was beautiful, but just as the church became silent and the bride was about to say, "I do", my gorgeous date let out the biggest, loudest (brace yourself) fart in the world!

Introducing: Mamma's Boy
#2. One date showed up at my door one hour late. I was watching TV while waiting for him. When he finally arrived, he sat down on a chair in my living room, bent his head over and fell asleep! We were supposed to go out to dinner, and I was getting very hungry. When I nudged him awake and asked him about dinner, he said, "Oh, Mom made me dinner before I left. I didn't have the heart to tell her I had plans."

Introducing: Stoner/ Drunkard/ Poker Boy
#3. We sat at the bar before we got our table and he guzzled two martinis before we even sat down. During dinner he kept leaving the table to "smoke." I found out later that he was smoking pot! Then the date got worse. He continued to gulp down his drinks and get very, very loud. The capper of the evening was when he asked me if I'd like a "poke." I thought I had heard wrong, so I said, "Excuse me?" He repeated his request and then said he'd pay me for it! This was beyond insulting, so I left to see if there was a window in the ladies room by which I could escape. No such luck. When got back, however, he was off on one of his "smoke breaks," so I had time to plan a hasty exit.

Introducing: Troubled, Kinky Boy
#4. We settled down on the couch with glasses of wine, and he said, "I have been a bad boy." I thought to myself, "No, he can't mean what I think he means." So I asked him what he was talking about. Wow, was I in for the shock of my life! He said, "I've been wearing these all day," stood up, dropped his pants and revealed a garter belt, stockings and ladies' panties! To top things off, he then said, "I need to be spanked." I was laughing so hard I couldn't get the door opened fast enough for him to leave!

Introducing: Screw Loose Boy
#5. This date went from bad to worse, very quickly. Our plan was to get a cup of coffee after work. He picked me up at my house, only to say that he needed to go to his place to change clothes. The entire drive over to his house he kept trying to sell me his car! Then, when we got to his house, he opened his truck and proceeded to hand me heavy pieces of an entertainment center and asked me to carry them into his house. Then, just when I thought the date couldn't possibly get any worse, he changed clothes. He changed from perfectly acceptable slacksand a button down shirt to frosted blue jean cut-off shorts, high tops, a white T-shirt with a big American flag across the front, a Twins baseball cap and a black leather fanny pack. And then it got even worse! At the coffee shop he kept saying that he wanted to climb in my hair like Rapunzel's. After one cup of decaf coffee, I had to leave. And to top off the whole evening <NOBR>--</NOBR> he let me pay the bill.

Introducing: Cheap and Ditched Boy
#6. So, this guy that I've been dying to go out with finally asks me to a movie. We go to the theater, wait in line, and, when it was our turn, he goes up to the booth to buy (what I thought were) our tickets. Imagine my surprise, when he came back and said, "Okay, you can go get yours now." What? Are you kidding me? Fortunately, I had the good sense to stop by the ATM on the way to meet this guy. You know, in case I needed it for an emergency. This was an emergency. Then, just as the flick was starting, he said that he was going to get popcorn and a drink. After about 10 minutes, I lookeddown from the screen and saw a familiar head sitting a few rows in front of me. It was him. He had come back to the wrong row! It was bad enough to be sitting there in the dark, watching him look around for me, but when I saw that he'd only returned with one popcorn and one drink, I got up and walked out.

Introducing: Zit Boy
# 7. was having lunch with a guy I had been seeing for a while. In the middle of our meal, he rolled up his shirtsleeve and started popping the zits that were on his shoulder, as if he were in his own bathroom! I asked him what he was doing and he asked me to help him! Let's just say I booked, and finished the rest of my lunch at the office.

Introducing: Macabre, Goth, Miserable Boy
# 8. I went to a very nice steak house with a man I met at the movies. Conversation started out light, but then something seemed to make him sad, and I couldn't imagine what it was. The only bad thing that had happened on our date was that our waitress spilled a little glass of water. He started talking about how difficult his childhood was, making dark elliptical statements and calling his mother "cruel." All of this from a 50-year-old man! Then, after bragging about "finally getting his parents into therapy," my date started asking how Isurvived my husband's death. Before I knew it, I was in tears.
It was already the most depressing date of my life, and then the waitress brought the check. My gloomy date took one look and said, "I believe in equality. Let's split the bill." No longer depressing, the night was downright horrid.

[Kage_sCupotea]

Crazy stuff!!! Yikes!

[Californian]

Originally Posted by Kage_sCupotea

Crazy stuff!!! Yikes!

Thanks for replying. LOL. Sometimes I feel like I am writing to myself. I got a kick out of the stories. Glad it's not me!

[Tinydancer]

Hey Cali!

Oh don't get me going.
Once when I was about 18 this guy kept asking me out and I always politely declined. So I give in, we were going to go to dinner and then hang at the beach. Well, he got a bit side tracked and we ended up at Walpole State Pen. to visit his friend in jail!! Oh yeah, at that moment I said "Yep, this is the guy for me" Needless to say as soon as we left I told him off and went home. Bleck! Can you imagine, what a loser!

[Tony-admin]

I known as #1 (most of the time) but could also be known as #7

Originally Posted by Californian

Thought you had a bad date? Check out these
"worst date" stories found online.


Introducing: Fart Boy
#1. I was really looking forward to a date with this great looking guy who had a terrific personality. When we finally hooked up, it was to go to a mutual friend's wedding -- a very romantic first date.The ceremony was beautiful, but just as the church became silent and the bride was about to say, "I do", my gorgeous date let out the biggest, loudest (brace yourself) fart in the world!

Introducing: Mamma's Boy
#2. One date showed up at my door one hour late. I was watching TV while waiting for him. When he finally arrived, he sat down on a chair in my living room, bent his head over and fell asleep! We were supposed to go out to dinner, and I was getting very hungry. When I nudged him awake and asked him about dinner, he said, "Oh, Mom made me dinner before I left. I didn't have the heart to tell her I had plans."

Introducing: Stoner/ Drunkard/ Poker Boy
#3. We sat at the bar before we got our table and he guzzled two martinis before we even sat down. During dinner he kept leaving the table to "smoke." I found out later that he was smoking pot! Then the date got worse. He continued to gulp down his drinks and get very, very loud. The capper of the evening was when he asked me if I'd like a "poke." I thought I had heard wrong, so I said, "Excuse me?" He repeated his request and then said he'd pay me for it! This was beyond insulting, so I left to see if there was a window in the ladies room by which I could escape. No such luck. When got back, however, he was off on one of his "smoke breaks," so I had time to plan a hasty exit.

Introducing: Troubled, Kinky Boy
#4. We settled down on the couch with glasses of wine, and he said, "I have been a bad boy." I thought to myself, "No, he can't mean what I think he means." So I asked him what he was talking about. Wow, was I in for the shock of my life! He said, "I've been wearing these all day," stood up, dropped his pants and revealed a garter belt, stockings and ladies' panties! To top things off, he then said, "I need to be spanked." I was laughing so hard I couldn't get the door opened fast enough for him to leave!

Introducing: Screw Loose Boy
#5. This date went from bad to worse, very quickly. Our plan was to get a cup of coffee after work. He picked me up at my house, only to say that he needed to go to his place to change clothes. The entire drive over to his house he kept trying to sell me his car! Then, when we got to his house, he opened his truck and proceeded to hand me heavy pieces of an entertainment center and asked me to carry them into his house. Then, just when I thought the date couldn't possibly get any worse, he changed clothes. He changed from perfectly acceptable slacksand a button down shirt to frosted blue jean cut-off shorts, high tops, a white T-shirt with a big American flag across the front, a Twins baseball cap and a black leather fanny pack. And then it got even worse! At the coffee shop he kept saying that he wanted to climb in my hair like Rapunzel's. After one cup of decaf coffee, I had to leave. And to top off the whole evening <NOBR>--</NOBR> he let me pay the bill.

Introducing: Cheap and Ditched Boy
#6. So, this guy that I've been dying to go out with finally asks me to a movie. We go to the theater, wait in line, and, when it was our turn, he goes up to the booth to buy (what I thought were) our tickets. Imagine my surprise, when he came back and said, "Okay, you can go get yours now." What? Are you kidding me? Fortunately, I had the good sense to stop by the ATM on the way to meet this guy. You know, in case I needed it for an emergency. This was an emergency. Then, just as the flick was starting, he said that he was going to get popcorn and a drink. After about 10 minutes, I lookeddown from the screen and saw a familiar head sitting a few rows in front of me. It was him. He had come back to the wrong row! It was bad enough to be sitting there in the dark, watching him look around for me, but when I saw that he'd only returned with one popcorn and one drink, I got up and walked out.

Introducing: Zit Boy
# 7. was having lunch with a guy I had been seeing for a while. In the middle of our meal, he rolled up his shirtsleeve and started popping the zits that were on his shoulder, as if he were in his own bathroom! I asked him what he was doing and he asked me to help him! Let's just say I booked, and finished the rest of my lunch at the office.

Introducing: Macabre, Goth, Miserable Boy
# 8. I went to a very nice steak house with a man I met at the movies. Conversation started out light, but then something seemed to make him sad, and I couldn't imagine what it was. The only bad thing that had happened on our date was that our waitress spilled a little glass of water. He started talking about how difficult his childhood was, making dark elliptical statements and calling his mother "cruel." All of this from a 50-year-old man! Then, after bragging about "finally getting his parents into therapy," my date started asking how Isurvived my husband's death. Before I knew it, I was in tears.
It was already the most depressing date of my life, and then the waitress brought the check. My gloomy date took one look and said, "I believe in equality. Let's split the bill." No longer depressing, the night was downright horrid.

[Californian]

Originally Posted by Tinydancer

Hey Cali!

Oh don't get me going.
Once when I was about 18 this guy kept asking me out and I always politely declined. So I give in, we were going to go to dinner and then hang at the beach. Well, he got a bit side tracked and we ended up at Walpole State Pen. to visit his friend in jail!! Oh yeah, at that moment I said "Yep, this is the guy for me" Needless to say as soon as we left I told him off and went home. Bleck! Can you imagine, what a loser!

OMG! And I thought my date at McDonalds was bad! I'd prefer that over the penitentiary.
EEEEk gads. Maybe he had a deal with his friend that he'd drag in a hot babe for him to look at since all he's seen lately is naked men?
Sheesh... RUN FAST!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. Another date I had used the previous customer's tip to help pay our bill (this was almost as disturbing as his big gross bare feet in the restaurant)! I only dated clean surfers with jobs after that.

[KittySkyfish]

Cali, I am so thankful I'm married to a wonderful man! LOL!

This is my worst dating experience:
I had plans to go to dinner with a guy I recently met, but he called saying he was sick and couldn't go out. But, after talking awhile he still wanted to see me and asked if I could just swing by to say "hello". I went over, thinking at least I could run to the drug store for him if he needed anything. I got to his house and wasn't surprised to see him in a sweatsuit and a ballcap, since he wasn't feeling well. We sat around in the living room and talked for awhile. He did have to get up and use the bathroom occasionally because he had the "runs". Well, after about an hour of chatting, he wanted to get more friendly. Not kissing friendly, but BJ friendly!!! "RRRRRRETCH!!!!"

This was the only time I literally BOLTED from a date. I was out of his house, in my car and down the street within one minute of that suggestion.

[Kage_sCupotea]

That is so beyond wrong, in many ways.

Originally Posted by KittySkyfish

Cali, I am so thankful I'm married to a wonderful man! LOL!

This is my worst dating experience:
I had plans to go to dinner with a guy I recently met, but he called saying he was sick and couldn't go out. But, after talking awhile he still wanted to see me and asked if I could just swing by to say "hello". I went over, thinking at least I could run to the drug store for him if he needed anything. I got to his house and wasn't surprised to see him in a sweatsuit and a ballcap, since he wasn't feeling well. We sat around in the living room and talked for awhile. He did have to get up and use the bathroom occasionally because he had the "runs". Well, after about an hour of chatting, he wanted to get more friendly. Not kissing friendly, but BJ friendly!!! "RRRRRRETCH!!!!"

This was the only time I literally BOLTED from a date. I was out of his house, in my car and down the street within one minute of that suggestion.

[Laura]

Those were so funny,, i havent had any bad experiences as of yet.. (fingers crossed)

[Californian]

Originally Posted by KittySkyfish

Cali, I am so thankful I'm married to a wonderful man! LOL!

This is my worst dating experience:
I had plans to go to dinner with a guy I recently met, but he called saying he was sick and couldn't go out. But, after talking awhile he still wanted to see me and asked if I could just swing by to say "hello". I went over, thinking at least I could run to the drug store for him if he needed anything. I got to his house and wasn't surprised to see him in a sweatsuit and a ballcap, since he wasn't feeling well. We sat around in the living room and talked for awhile. He did have to get up and use the bathroom occasionally because he had the "runs". Well, after about an hour of chatting, he wanted to get more friendly. Not kissing friendly, but BJ friendly!!! "RRRRRRETCH!!!!"

This was the only time I literally BOLTED from a date. I was out of his house, in my car and down the street within one minute of that suggestion.

OMG ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OHHHHHHHHhh man. I'm speachless for the second time ever. This is very rare.
LOL BIG TIME!
Who does he think he is? Good lordy, I couldn't run fast enough. OMG.

whew! Good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KittySkyfish]

OMG - I know! He must have a fetish or something totally whacked in his head. Bleecckk!!! Sort of like Carrie Bradshaw in SATC, when Carrie's boyfriend wanted her to pee on him.

Boy, men sure do know how to kill a tender moment...

Originally Posted by Californian

OMG ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OHHHHHHHHhh man. I'm speachless for the second time ever. This is very rare.
LOL BIG TIME!
Who does he think he is? Good lordy, I couldn't run fast enough. OMG.

whew! Good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Californian]

Originally Posted by Tony(admin)

I known as #1 (most of the time) but could also be known as #7

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COUgh... My condolences again, Reija. Husbands like to try to embarrass you sometimes. At least the normal ones do.
Ha!