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13. Too Lazy to Shake It Yourself - Automatic Salt and Pepper Shaker
"During mealtime, operating the salt and pepper shakers wears us out. We have to lift the shaker and move it up-and-down, up-and-down, up-and-down... It's tedious, it's tiring, and often dangerous...Luckily, we've discovered an amazing new product that takes the drudgery out of seasoning your food...self shaking salt and pepper shakers.
12. Brain Mold
"People always talk about needing some good brain food. Well here it is the Brain Gelatin Mold. Not feeling too smart lately? Then set this Brain Gelatin on the table and watch how people will compliment you on your Brains."
11. Too Spastic to Twirl Self Twirling Spagetti Fork
"Rejoice, spaghetti lovers! Your pasta prayers have been answered!...You can now avoid the drudgery of having to twirl your own spaghetti.With the Motor-Powered Self-Twirling Spaghetti Fork, all you have to do is switch it on, jab it into a bowl of pasta, and watch the fork do all the hard work.
10. Make Millions from Ebay Pop Art Toaster
"On first glance, it appears to be just a stylish white toaster. But when you push it down to prepare your toast, it toasts a fun image into the bread."... Plain toast is now an instant crowd pleaser...."
9.Automatic Chocolate Milk Mixer Cup
"Moo Mixer - Perfect for those days when plain old white milk just doesn't cut it."
8. Instant Hot Dog into Octopus Shaper
Octodog Franfurter Converter -What the heck is an Octodog?? Well it's a new, unique way to make your hot dog. Just insert hot dog into the Octodog push down and get the craziest looking hotdog you've ever seen."
7. All I Can Think About is Football Portable Grill
"Get ready for the big game with our portable charcoal football grill. This porcelain coated steel grill is great for tailgating.."
6. Stab a Dead Man Toothpick Dispenser
"The voodoo doll toothpick holder (aka "Ouch!") is really practical... you can get a toothpick that somebody else hasn't fumbled with and gotten their grimy fingers all over before you got there."
5. Combination Blender and Telephone
"If you want your friends to think you're insane, but quote you like God anyway, this is the appliance for YOU! The "ringer" is the blender motor,which pulses like a telephone bell, except angrier. To answer, pick up the pitcher out of the base and put it to your ear. Usually, the caller can hear the motor spinning down just after you pick it up."
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3. Stab Your Old Boyfriend Knife Holder
" No knife holder has taken a "greater stab" at the theatrical than this specially designed "Ex" knife holder. Et tu, Brute?.. STORE YOUR KNIVES IN AN ANONYMOUS EFFIGY DEDICATED TO WHOMEVER YOU PLEASE! Take out your frustrations as you store your knives!
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1. I'LL SKIP THIS ONE, TOO. VIOLENCE.
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