[CellyCell]

Oh, lordy:

The glamorous b*tches from the Fundamentalist Church of Latter Day Saints have finally answered their calling and joined the world of fashion. The mommies of the polygamous sect have launched a new website where you can buy their elegant frocks for kids. Unfortunately, they won't be showing at NYC fashion week anytime soon. They only did it for cash.


One of the polyhos told The Salt Lake Tribune, "Our motive is not to flaunt ourselves or our religion before the world. We have to make a living the same as everyone does." Damn right! Why stop there? They should put together a pop girl group and a reality show. If you got it, flaunt it.


It's a shame that this hot shit only comes in children's sizes. I'll have to stop eating for a few days, so that I can fit my fat ass into a baby onesie collared shirt. Fundamentalist glamour comes at a price! This shit is not cheap and most of it is made of polyester. They need a new marketing b*tch, because they really should called it polygamyester.


P.S. - Those kids on the website are kind of creeping me the f*ck out. I didn't know people were capable of smiling like that.


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The smiling creeps me out too. Children of the corn-ish....

[pinksugar]

eek! I didn't think they were allowed access to the internet.

Wait, that's those other people.. what are they called?

I agree, the smiling = creepy!

[KatJ]

That's so odd.

Sorry, that's all I can say about it.

[daer0n]

I think they are over reacting a bit, the ones that wrote that note, i don't find their smiles creepy at all, poor kids, not their fault that their parents are f'ed up in the head, and have a lifestyle of that sort.

Now to the clothing, yuck! who could ever wear that kind of crappy looking stuff.

[Darla_G]

I've gotten to know a few FLDS folks over the years. The one guy i was friendly with i told him I can't believe they don't give you any free will. He didn't see it that way.

[La_Mari]

They're style is their choice, but it is kinda creepy the way the kids look
.

[StereoXGirl]

Hmm...maybe for Halloween?

Originally Posted by pinksugar

eek! I didn't think they were allowed access to the internet.

Wait, that's those other people.. what are they called?

I agree, the smiling = creepy!

The Amish? lol.

[StereoXGirl]

Originally Posted by Darla_G

I've gotten to know a few FLDS folks over the years. The one guy i was friendly with i told him I can't believe they don't give you any free will. He didn't see it that way.

Yeah, well...not everyone that's a member of the LDS Church is as extreme as this sect. And not all of them are down with Polygamy either (like these people).

[Karren_Hutton]

Hahaha. Now there's a look I'd really love to try!!! Wouldn't blend in to well at the mall though!!

[savvywoman]

Originally Posted by daer0n

I think they are over reacting a bit, the ones that wrote that note, i don't find their smiles creepy at all, poor kids, not their fault that their parents are f'ed up in the head, and have a lifestyle of that sort.

Exactly my thoughts! As for the clothes, well not for my kid!

[Adrienne]

Huh, talk about retro

[Ricci]

Not sure why u say the kids smiles are creepy ??

[fiercely]

I think it's what they're wearing and how their hair is done that makes their smiles creepy. As if they're saying, "You wanna look as cool as us???"

[CellyCell]

Originally Posted by fiercely

I think it's what they're wearing and how their hair is done that makes their smiles creepy. As if they're saying, "You wanna look as cool as us???"

Lmao. Possibly.