[beaglette]

I always get a kick out of hearing people's renditions of songs that they mishear the lyrics to.

I had a friend, who thought the song "Deep River Woman" said "Deep In a Woman" . . .lol!

In church we sing this song that says "are your garments spotless, are they white as snow?" And, when I was a kid, I used to sing it "Are your garments TOPLESS, are they white as snow?" ha! ha! ha! (And being the preacher's kid, it was doubly funny!)

There's another song we sing in worship that says "Oh weary prodigal come" and, when my nephew was a kid, he would sing REALLY LOUD, "OH WEEEE WILL PROBABLY COME, WE WILL PROBABLY COME!" lol

Ok, so let me here your misheard lyrics-- make me laugh. I need a funny respite as I'm totally stressing right now

Hugs,

Brandi

[Lil-miss-living]

Fall Out Boy - This ain't a scene
(original lyrics): i'm a leading man and the lies i weave are oh so intricate (do do do) oh so intricate
(misheard lyrics): i'm a little man and i'm also evil also into cats (do do do) also into cats

Made me laugh for ages!!!!

Also Nirvana -Smells like teen spirit:
(original)I feel stupid and contagious
(misheard) help the stupid, they're contagious

Green Day-American idiot
(original) Don't wanna be an american idiot
(misheard) don't wanna be an americanadian

Heard loads more but can't think of them lol

[Adrienne]

oh man i can't think of any but i think the one that does stand out to me is Sixpence None the Richer "kiss me"

The songs said:
Kiss me down by the broken tree house
Swing me upon its hanging tire

But i heard:
Kiss me down by the broken tree house
Swing me my bra is hanging tight

It was so funny and i remember someone else calling in on the radio saying they heard the same thing LOL

[Karren_Hutton]

I'm terrible when it comes to that, Brandi... Yesterday in the car I was listening to a song and singing along.....

"hold on lucy"..........

And I looked down at my Serius Satelite radio and the title was scrolling accross the screen,...

"Hold on Loosley". By 38 Special.. Lol. Most of the time I just keep singing the wrong words and never look the lyrics up...

But surprisingly I do pretty good when it comes to the game show "Don't forget the Lyrics". At least for the older rock n roll songs..

[magneticheart]

I love it when people hear the lyrics of songs wrong! So funny!
I always do it!

Real Lyric: If I knew you were coming I'd have hired a band, the grandest band in the land.
My Version: If I knew you were coming I'd have hired a van, the grandest van in the land!
Real Lyric: The only boy who colour ever reach me was the son of a preacher man.
My Version: The only boy who could every reach me was the song of the pizza man.

[Darla_G]

You know the Neil Young song you keep me search for a heart of gold. we always thought he said you keep me searching for an artichoke. You gotta hear the song to get it!

[Jadeanne]

In the Creedence Clearwater Revival classic "Bad Moon Risin'"

the chorus goes:

"Don't go out tonight
It's bound to take your life
There's a bad moon on the rise"

Some people thought the last line was:

"There's a bathroom on the right"

[Gwendela]

A high school friend and I used to argue about the lyrics to REM's "Stand".

Actual lyric: Your feet are going to be on the ground

Her version: You going to pee on the ground.

[jacquelyna]

I alway mistake the lyrics. The only one I can think of right now is "Maybe I'm Amazed" by Paul McCartney for a long time I thought it was called "Baby I'm Amazed" LOL!

[GlossyAbby]

that popular song Sexy Can I? I thought he was saying sexy Hannah...I was like thats lame haha

[daer0n]

Originally Posted by beaglette

I always get a kick out of hearing people's renditions of songs that they mishear the lyrics to.

I had a friend, who thought the song "Deep River Woman" said "Deep In a Woman" . . .lol!

In church we sing this song that says "are your garments spotless, are they white as snow?" And, when I was a kid, I used to sing it "Are your garments TOPLESS, are they white as snow?" ha! ha! ha! (And being the preacher's kid, it was doubly funny!)

There's another song we sing in worship that says "Oh weary prodigal come" and, when my nephew was a kid, he would sing REALLY LOUD, "OH WEEEE WILL PROBABLY COME, WE WILL PROBABLY COME!" lol

ROFLMAO!
this is so funny Brandi, hahaha.

[daer0n]

LOL everyone's misheard lyrics are hilarious!! hahaha