Thursday, April 17th 2008
It's Good To Dream
Papa Joe really knows how to f*** things up. Well, he is responsible for bringing
Ashlee and
Jessica into the world.
Page Six reports that Papa is already trying to make deals with the magazines for Ashlee's exclusive baby pictures. He's asking 1 million dollars. Yeah, dollars and not pesos.
Papa Joe wants to take the pictures himself, so they can make even more money. Those disposable camera pictures are going to look really good.
One magazine editor said the ***** ain't worth $1 million. S***, she ain't even worth $100,000! They said she could probably get
"$60,000 maybe - but definitely not a million. The timing is a little suspicious. Her album ['Bittersweet World'] is dropping next week, and there was little to no interest until now. Ashlee's lucky she got pregnant, frankly."
Oh shit!
Lucky she got pregnant! Who is this magazine editor? They are my new best friend. Ashlee is just as brain dead as her daddy. There's no way you should let someone named Papa Joe run your career. Yes, his name is Joe Simpson, but I'm sure he's legally changed it to Papa Joe already.
Besides, why the helly hell are magazines going to buy pictures of that baby when all they have to do is go down to central casting, pick out a newborn, put some black eyeliner on it, make it pout and voila! A Simpson/Wentz spawn.
Below are pictures of Ass and Pete being gross and showing off her engagement ring. It looks like a really shiny pearl stuck in between two rotten oysters.
Source:
It's Good To Dream | Dlisted
I do like her ring and her hairstyle.
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