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Before Marriage - - -
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get!
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

After marriage - - - simply read from bottom to top
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:04 AM   #2 (permalink)
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OMG!! wow
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:36 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: Before Marriage

Wow, that's a little harsh.

I know it's supposed to be a joke, but domestic violence is not funny.
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:38 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Wow, that's a little harsh.

I know it's supposed to be a joke, but domestic violence is not funny.
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Old 10-26-2007, 11:19 AM   #5 (permalink)
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lol
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Old 10-26-2007, 11:21 AM   #6 (permalink)
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lol.
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Old 10-26-2007, 11:31 AM   #7 (permalink)
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lol
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haha
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what a messed up marriage
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LOL...that is hilarious!
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lol
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LOL
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Old 11-21-2007, 09:16 PM   #13 (permalink)
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OMG!!! That was unexpected !
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Old 11-21-2007, 10:51 PM   #14 (permalink)
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That's hilarious!
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Old 11-21-2007, 11:29 PM   #15 (permalink)
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best. joke. ever.
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Old 11-22-2007, 02:52 AM   #16 (permalink)
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I don't think it is funny to make a joke out of Domestic Violence.
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Old 11-22-2007, 09:33 PM   #17 (permalink)
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even girls cheat
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Old 11-22-2007, 11:31 PM   #18 (permalink)
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that is so bizare that it makes sense backwards and forwards.
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Old 11-24-2007, 01:22 AM   #19 (permalink)
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OMG!! wow
ok it was a fairly good idea but you've gone a bit overboard. you're totally in awe of a simple word game.
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Old 11-30-2007, 12:17 PM   #20 (permalink)
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lol .very funny!!!
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