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Old 04-27-2008, 10:09 PM   1 links from elsewhere to this Post. Click to view. #1 (permalink)
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The Store that will Sell you a Husband!

A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.


The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.


The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.


"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.

"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 6,875,953,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
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Old 04-27-2008, 10:13 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: The Store that will Sell you a Husband!

LOL! I would have been satisfied with floor 3.
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Very good!
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Old 04-28-2008, 08:07 PM   #4 (permalink)
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ahah.
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LOL! I would have been satisfied with floor 3.
Hahaha... Same here!
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Re: The Store that will Sell you a Husband!

Lol, I've been looking for this joke again. I was looking for the husband building or something, my husband didn't find it funny, he thinks I'm sexist. Ugh...

What does he know?? He's a man.



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I was looking for the husband building or something,.
No its all about the floors. You can go up a floor, but you can't go down. The whole joke which i like is that women are very, very picky about guys and always want something better than what they have. Eventually they find out they're too picky and miss out because the perfect guy doesn't exist. I'll buy that that argument.
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Lol!
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No its all about the floors. You can go up a floor, but you can't go down. The whole joke which i like is that women are very, very picky about guys and always want something better than what they have. Eventually they find out they're too picky and miss out because the perfect guy doesn't exist. I'll buy that that argument.

I think this is a great joke. But Darla, I think men are a little picky as well. They don't seem to know - or care - that they have something good until they let her slip away.
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I think this is a great joke. But Darla, I think men are a little picky as well. They don't seem to know - or care - that they have something good until they let her slip away.
very true, but hey its a guys joke. I like it because it starts off like its really a woman's joke all along but only the punch line gets the point across.
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i would have ran out with floor 4
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