[CellyCell]

I do rant a lot. That's funny... not really, well anyways...

I have this friend I met through the internet, we never met in person - but I've "known" her for like...3/4 years now? Anyways, she's married with kiddoes and stuff. About 24 years old? Just tidbits to let you know for reference.

We met through this boxing forum I use to be active on and like, she's met the boxer (he was in a reality show called the Contender - first season) and I've spoken to him. Everyone on the forum got close, right? Especially her ass. To cut things short. She had been talking to the boxer's friend and they hooked up in New York and ever since - she's been having this marital affair with the guy in foooorever. Plus, she effed the boxer guy too recently (he tried flying me over his crib but I denied and so he stopped speaking to me and I guess he got at her instead and they hooked up. I was raised better ).

I'm the middleman in all this... the guy she's been having the affair with, well... I would call for each other or if he called her, she'd ask me to pretend I called her private - blah blah, right? I'm the only one who knows about her affairs and stuff (until now ). So I'm the one she calls often to talk about this stuff. This has been going on for years now and I'm fed up. Like, she cheated on her husband... and this ain't the first time. Her first child was with someone else and he still took her back and raised the girl as his own. I'm pretty fed up with her affair and telling me... it's like, I wanna yell I DON'T CAAAAAAARE! QUIT WHORING AROUND. "I'm in love with him, celly - you dont understand bullshiit caca..." what-fuucking-ev' bro.

I DON'T associate myself with people like that normally.
On to my actual rant... lmao.

So, I finally call her yesterday after putting her off for months. She's in the car with her hubby - so we can't talk about her affair or whatever. She's heading to MAC to get some stuff - so in the meantime during the car ride I guess, she ask how I'm doing and I was already in a sad mood and I'm like, "well... my aunt is dying..." and explained a bit what's going on and she cuts me off and says "what foundation is good from MAC?" and then proceeds to quickly tell me about her affair and stuff. I'm like, wtf dude... don't ask me how I am, me telling you something serious and you're here pretending to listen but really just wanna talk about yourself and your bullshiit. So I was like, zoning out after that and made some excuse for not calling her back.

So we went to the hospital later that day and didn't come back until 2 am and I didn't sleep until 3 am. I get a text in the morning at 10:30 from her asking what I'm doing. I go, sleeping. And she's like, "you lazy biitch. get up."... I tell her why I was up so late and she goes, "oh - I went to bed at 2 am cus I watching a movie and woke up at 9 am to feed the baby."

OOOOOOKAY?! Yeah, sure... should I feel sympathetic for your ass or something? I don't get a... "is your aunt ok?" comment or nothing. Like, wtf. SELFISH A BIT? You would think, if someone has something going on in their life - my concern is about them! It's just... out of respect, right?

She makes comments like this all the time. Like, I've been working straight off since Highschool while she's making babies. Summer months are the only time I don't work and for the first time in her life she gets job and calls my ass lazy. I'm like thinking, no one told you to spread your legs and get married. I know how work goes... you get tired, big damn surprise. It's like a feeling of, ugh hard to describe but belittling I guess? Like, she's better now cus she works and I'm a bum cus I don't for a period. "You ought to work, beezy" Who the hell you telling? Only been working for like 3 months... pfft, no mames.

And since I'm a virgin and not really wanting to find a man, she goes "you need some diick in your life, celly. have you gotten yourself some diick?"

Who the fuuck says that?
I HATE comments like that. I seriously, ugh - a way to piss me off is telling me that. Like come on, if I wanted to get laid - I can... I could've got molested by that boxer dude and said I gotten with someone "famous" but I don't. I don't care how old my ass is.. I'll wait. She basically became a 2nd choice after me, HA.

But yeah, I'm really annoyed with her. I hardly text her and phone her but at the same time, she defended me with the ex even though she had to go blurt out some personal stuff.... no wait, actually. that pissed me off too. blah.

I feel better now. Rant over. night night.
thanks for reading my NOVEL

[emily_3383]

I would get another friend. Too much drama. Sounds like shes trying to make you feel bad in order to make herself feel better about the life shes leading. Shes fake. lol

[magneticheart]

Ugh, she sounds like a total leech. Just out for what she can get from other people and not interested by other peoples problems.
She seems to like the drama but one day it'll come back to bite her.
Her marriage won't last long either. Things like that always have a way of bubbling to the surface.
She seems like a total moron lol

[McRubel]

Wow. It's all about her. I can't stand people like that. While you talk to them you can tell they're not listening...they're just thinking about the next thing they're going to say. I would try to limit the phone conversations and just talk to her on the forum. It wore me out just reading about her!!!!!

[Adrienne]

Ha! I'd ditch her a$$ and tell her to get a life and quit making them lol! She's obviously drama obsessed. She's not even respectful to her husband much less her kids and even her own body so of course she's not going to be respectful to you. I say forget her whiny whorey self.

[magosienne]

Like the world revolves around her... Just ditch her, too much drama here. I agree, it will come back to her face one day, and i'm sure her marriage won't last long either.

[Dragonfly]

I would get rid of her - she is bad news. And she is trying to drag you into her deceipt?
I wouldn't put up with that crap from a man - so why from a woman?
Curious, how did she say the boxers faired?

[internetchick]

Seriously messed up. I would have been really hurt that she cared more about makeup and her latest piece of ass than what is going on with you. She's not a friend, she just wants an audience for her drama.

[Karren]

Wow... That sounds like an episode of desparate housewives.. Lol.

[daer0n]

Well what a hoe bag, who cares about her whore-ish life, she keeps messing up with different d*cks and tells you, you need one, pfft, yeah cause she's got too many to spare, that is why
She takes her husband to buy her MAC while she is cheating on him? what a ho.
I think you should just cut her off and not talk to her anymore, all she cares about is herself, how can people be like that? like get a divorce and mess around if you want but being married and mess around with how many guys she wants and all that, i don't think she knows the word: decency!
she'd piss me off and i'd tell her that if I need d*ck then she needs to get it out of wherever she has them cause honestly, what she does doesnt really set a very good example for her to give you such kind of advice, what an idiot.

[akathegnat]

OMG, sorry but you know what, the biggest thing in your rant that makes me mad is her telling you to get some ****!!!!! NOT everyone needs or wants that in their lives!!! You'll choose the right time. That is such a personal choice no one has a right to comment on it one way or another. Damn heartless people. BTW, Celly how is your Aunt?

[fellybabe]

that is very bad of her.

maybe u need to get urself a better and decent friend. u don't need to associate with that kinda flirting being.

if she continues like that, her marriage will break.

for like a year now that my hubby relocated to the uk, i had not tasted sex and am still normal. it's all in the mind. if she doesn't discipline herself then who will discipline her

very bad of her. she is not bn faithful to her hubby.

[CellyCell]

Lmao, you guys are hella funny. I'll just limit my time speaking with her... figured I got a good excuse work/school/family problems. I told her once already I don't want her other guy to call my phone no more. I'm not into that gross stuff.

Carolyn, the boxer doesn't know his friend is having this relationship with her. So when the boxer and my friend hooked up, the guy she speaks too was all like...egging her on to sleep with the boxer and not trippin' about it. I'm like wtf? That's just nasty. The boxer called his friend after they were done having sex... she said she regretted sleeping with the boxer. And afterwards, both of them stopped speaking to her. Like, right off ignored her. I'm like, that's what you get... but all 3 are speaking to each other again. WEIRD.

Sarah, she's stable... there's damage to the liver and you have one liver, so living a long life without transplant won't happen. So we're just hoping she recovers enough where she can communicate and we can have better closure. It's hard on us all but you'd think - a friend would ask about your family instead of you forcing it into a convo.

And yes, I get pissed when she's like "you need diick" more than anything in the world. Ugggh.