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***bluebird26*** · 01-07-2006, 01:37 PM

Is it true that a cat sees everything in red?

vegetarian
pork

***Little_Lisa*** · 01-07-2006, 01:41 PM

I used to be a vegetarian until I started eating so much pork.

Booger
Sausage

***livlegacy629*** · 01-07-2006, 01:44 PM

ewww! theres a bogger in my Sausage

toy water

***Little_Lisa*** · 01-07-2006, 01:48 PM

Is that sex toy water proof?

Oily
Toe

***Squirrel27*** · 01-07-2006, 08:37 PM

The girl with oily hair stepped on my toe.

Gremlin
Apple

chickylittle · 01-07-2006, 08:41 PM

I used to dream of gremlins eating my apple.

frog

splat

***Little_Lisa*** · 01-08-2006, 06:41 PM

I accidentally ran over a big frog and it made a nasty splat sound.

Cookies
Farted

***Squirrel27*** · 01-08-2006, 06:46 PM

I farted after eating too many cookies.

computer
monkey

chickylittle · 01-08-2006, 06:48 PM

My monkey is so smart he can use my computer.

fat

rusty

***litlbitprincess*** · 01-10-2006, 04:50 PM

Don't step on that fat rusty nail.

pink

man

***looooch*** · 01-11-2006, 02:21 PM

The man's face turned pink after a few shots of vodka

nose

toilet

***Little_Lisa*** · 01-11-2006, 03:51 PM

I have been known to crank out some of the smelliest caca in the toilet, vile enough to singe the hairs right out of my nose.

Nuts
Outside

***litlbitprincess*** · 01-11-2006, 04:02 PM

Am I nuts but is that Richard Gere outside?

long

zipper

***greeneyedangel*** · 01-11-2006, 05:07 PM

Can I undo your zipper so I can see how long it is?

face
work

***litlbitprincess*** · 01-11-2006, 05:10 PM

Can I wear this mu on my face to work?

suit

sexy

***greeneyedangel*** · 01-11-2006, 06:58 PM

Damn, you look sexy in that blue suit!

snake
strawberry

***litlbitprincess*** · 01-11-2006, 07:22 PM

A snake crawled over my foot when I was picking a strawberry.

cologne

man