Once there was a married couple who promised each other that who ever died first would come back to tell the other what heaven was like. It happened to be that the husband died first. And sure enough, one evening the wife heard the voice of her husband, and she asked him, so what was it like. He began to describe, â€œWell, first I get up in the morning and have an organic salad, then I have sex, then I eat again, then in the afternoon I have more sex. Then I have another meal of natural food, and again have more sex in the evening before I go to sleep.â€ The wife was quite surprised at this and asked, â€œSo that is what it is like in heaven.â€ The husband replied, â€œWho said anything about heaven? Iâ€™m a bunny rabbit in Kansas.â€
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