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  1. http://news.softpedia.com/news/Zombie-Boy-Sells-World-s-Best-Body-Concealer-229134.shtml
  2. Thanks so much girls It could have been someone that bought fake brushes and went to the mac store and asked a refund.. but... since youre saying your brushes has a little bit of shimmer on them... I'm very reassured!!!!! Thanks
  3. Hi, I have a question concerning mac brushes. I bought two mac brushes (full size) at a mac store and the handles have tiny shiney flakes in them. I heard that real mac brushes have matte handles... so i want to know.. do your mac brushes contain a bit of sparkle or is there ABSOLUTElY NO sparkle at all? What if I bought fake mac brushes at a mac store.. that is 5 hours away? is there something I can do about that? thanks.
  4. Hi! My username is jessiee This is what I am looking for: I need some dark black pigment. I already have dark soul, but i need something darker. I'm looking for a sample. thanks noone?
  5. Hi! My username is jessiee Date Listed: 28th April 2008 hi, I dont know if I am allowed to do this but, I am looking for a mac 239 and a mac 217 brush for sale. i will pay by paypal. Thanks
  6. Thanks... that reinsures me.. lol i heard that head and shoulders would make it fade faster.. but since im a strawberry blonde im scared it fades to reddish orangey?
  7. Attachment 38164 Attachment 38165 Attachment 38166hi Heres what used: coconut bay cosmetics mineral fondation loreal infallible lip color #120 anabelle blush # 24 bonnebell eyeshadow box in girlie pinks, cappucino duo anabelle black eyeliner maybelline intense volume XXL mascara maybelline waterproof liquid eyeliner I need a rec for an eyebrow pencil because i just dyed my hair ''brown'' but it turned out black so, if you have any makeup suggestions, feel free to tell me!!
  8. hi.. I originally have strawberry blonde hair, and i wanted a change. I first went to brown, but the red always came out and ended up looking ugly. Last week i went to my hairdresser and we decided to try a dark brown.. which turned out looking BLACK. What should i do? I cant really add highlights in it because my hair is really Fried. Does it look really bad? do i look sick.. or goth? Any recs for a brow pencil I could use?? What if I shampoo a lot.. will it fade to Attachment 38116 Attachment 38117 Attachment 38118 Attachment 38119 Attachment 38120 Attachment 38121an orangey brown? help please
  9. hi, im getting my hair colored today and I'm not too sure what i should do. I'm wondering if i should only get my roots touched and stay like i am or try a new color? I dont want something too dark.. already tried that and hated it.. made me look even paler. thanks
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    A woman was always complaining about having small boobs until eventually her husband told her he had a great way to make them bigger. "Just rub a piece of tissue between them once or twice a day," he said. "Tthey will start to grow almost immediately and in a few years you ll have huge boobs." "Dont be so silly, dear," she replied. "Why one earth would tissue make my boobs bigger?" "I have no idea why, but it certainly worked on your arse." Two men got kidnapped by a pirate and taken to a desert island. The pirate told them that they must collect 100 fruit before they can be freed so they both go off to collect the fruit. Shortly the first man came back and said to the pirate, "I have collected 100 grapes but my friend is still out there picking fruit." The pirate said, "Very good. Now if you can shove these grapes up your arse without laughing you will not be killed." So the man started putting them up his arse but after about 3 grapes he started laughing and the pirate said, "Do you not realise you are going to be killed now?" And the man replied, "Yes, but I'm just thinking about my friend picking pineapples." Three guys stayed at a skiing lodge, but there was only one room with one bed so they shared it. During the night the guy on the left wakes up saying he had a dream where he got a hand job. Incredulously the guy on the right says that he also had a dream where he got a hand job. The guy in the middle says he dreamed he was skiing.
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    A boy is playing with his train and his mum overhears him saying, "All you bastards getting off, for god's sake hurry up, all you bastards getting on, for christ's sake hurry up and sit down". At hearing this, his mum sends him to bed for two hours to learn how to play nicely. When he carries on playing after the two hours his mum listens in again and hears him say, "Those disembarking have a nice day and mind the step, those boarding enjoy your journey, and those upset at the two hour delay, blame the fat ***** in the kitchen." A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir." The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating." Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control." As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?" The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did." As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?" The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine." The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket." The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving." And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??" The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?" "Only when he's been drinking." Why is the local retirement home giving Viagra to 80 year olds at bedtime? To stop them falling out of bed at night. One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It was getting dark and they were still far away from the convent. SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants. SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us. SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do? SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster. SM: It's not working. SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too. SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute. SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both. So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrived at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrived. SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened! SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then? SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could. SM: And? SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me. SM: Oh, dear! What did you do? SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up. SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do? SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants. SM: Oh, no! What happened then? SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down. Who's there? Cowsgo. Cowsgo who? No they don't they go moooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! lol ok this one was lame
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