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  1. A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, > > 'Hello, could you give me condom. > > I'm going to my girlfriends for dinner and I think I may be in with a > chance!' > > > > The pharmacist gives him the condom and as the young man is going out; > > he returns and says, 'Give me another condom because my girlfriend's > sister is very cute too. > > She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and > > I think I might strike it lucky there too..' > > > > The pharmacist gives him a second condom and > > as the boy is leaving he turns back and says, > > 'Go on, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mum is still > pretty cute and > > when she sees me she always makes eyes, > > and since she invited me for dinner, > > I think she is expecting me to make a move! > > > > > > > > During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, > > the sister on his right and the mum facing him. > > When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying, > > 'Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all you give us'. > > A minute later the boy is still praying; > > > > 'Thank you Lord for your kindness.' > > > > Ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. > > The others look at each other surprised and > > his girlfriend is even more surprised than the others. > > She gets close to the boy and says in his ear, 'I didn't know you were so > religious.' > > > > The boy replies, 'I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!'
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    I am glade you have found your fav mascara, I havnt got it but I might buy it.
  3. I think mascara and lipgloss is fine, but a big no no to foundation.
  4. Girls you all look great, Karen I like your posses.
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