[SIZE=medium]Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing Could dampen her excitement - not even her parent's nasty divorce.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever![/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother![/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Jennifer asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she refused. "Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it," she replied.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, ''Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.''[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]A few days later, they went shopping, and did find another gorgeous dress for her mother.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, ''Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it."[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Her mother just smiled and replied, ''Of course I do, dear.....I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night BEFORE the wedding.''[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected![/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Women are Angels. And when someone breaks our wings....[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]We simply continue to fly ........ on a broomstick.....[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]We are flexible like that.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever![/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother![/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Jennifer asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she refused. "Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it," she replied.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, ''Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.''[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]A few days later, they went shopping, and did find another gorgeous dress for her mother.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, ''Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it."[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Her mother just smiled and replied, ''Of course I do, dear.....I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night BEFORE the wedding.''[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected![/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Women are Angels. And when someone breaks our wings....[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]We simply continue to fly ........ on a broomstick.....[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]We are flexible like that.[/SIZE]