Great Quotes by Great Ladies

This is for all the amazing women on MUT!

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

* Cora Harvey Armstrong-

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.

* Helen Hayes (at 73)-

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.

* Janette Barber-

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.

* Lily Tomlin-

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.

* Carrie Snow-

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.

* Laurie Kuslansky-

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

* Erma Bombeck-

Old age ain't no place for sissies.

* Bette Davis-

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.

* Rhonda Hansome-

The phrase "working mother" is redundant.

* Jane Sellman-

Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.

* Jennifer Unlimited-

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

* Charlotte Whitton-

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

* Caryn Leschen-

I try to take one day at a time-but sometimes several days attack me at once.

* Jennifer Unlimited-

If you can't be a good example-then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.

* Catherine-

When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow!

* Kathy Buckley-

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb- and I'm also not blonde.

* Dolly Parton-

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.

* Sue Grafton-

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

* Roseanne Barr-

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

* Elayne Boosler-

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

* Maryon Pearson-

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.

* Margaret Thatcher-

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.

* Gloria Steinem-

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.

* Zsa Zsa Gabor-

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.

* Eleanor Roosevelt-

I love this one, thx for posting this, Marisol!

LMAO at Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.

* Helen Hayes (at 73)-

Those are fab girlie!

May I also add:

"Your dresses should be tight enough to show you're a woman and loose enough to show that you're a lady." - Edith Head, Costume Designer

"Sex is a misdemeanor. The I miss, the meaner I get." - Mae West, Actress:icon_lol:

Those are great! Thanx, Mari!

Those are great! I love Dolly Parton.

great quotes! i love quotes, actually i use a few of them. :icon_cool

Love them Marisol! Thanks for sharing.

Glad that you guys like them!

Heres one:

Friends are like wedgies, they are intimately close and it feels good when you pick out a good one.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can not pick your friends nose.

"You betta work B*tch!" Rupaul

Wow! Great Quotes!