Redneck Joke

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Redneck were doing

construction work on the scaffolding of a tall building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned

beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one

more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this

building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos

again! If I get burritos one more time, I'm going to jump

off too.

"The Redneck opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again.

If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping

too."

Next day the Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned

beef and cabbage and jumps to his death.

The Mexican opens his lunch, sees a burrito and jumps

too.

The Redneck opens his lunch, sees the bologna and jumps

to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife is weeping. She says,

"If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and

cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also weeps and says,"I could have

given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated

burritos so much.

"Everyone turned and stared at the Redneck's wife. "Hey,

don't look at me," she said. "He makes his own lunch."

LMAO haha, thanks for the laugh Mel!

Ohhhh that was great!! Thanks for curing my Monday morning blues!