12 Things NOT To Say if Pulled Over

12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over

12. Hey, wasn't your daughter a porn queen?

11. I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special!

10. If I bend over, will I still get a ticket?

9. No, offi, offic, lucifer . . . I'm not as think you are drunk I am. I swear to dog.

8. No, I don't know how fast I was going. The little needle stops at 110 mph.

7. Back off, Barney, I've got a piece.

6. Want to race to the station, Sparky?

5. I know I was weaving, but I was trying to hit all the little green men!

4. On the way to the station let's get a six pack.

3. You'll never get those cuffs on me. . . You Homo!

2. Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!

1. No, YOU assume the position.

LMAO!!! So funny!!!:clap

Hahaha, I've always wondered what I would do :icon_chee

LMAO! These are great!!!! At #7!!!!!

One of my GF's husbands once called a police officer "Barney Fife".

I guess she had to pay a lot to get him out.:icon_wink

Lmao

My dad who is almost 70 got pulled over for doing 80mph in a 55mph zone and told the officer that he was just cleaning it out. :icon_redf

Members - you have not made me laugh this hard on this board in quite some time. It's great to see this kind of humor on here where everyone can have a little fun.:clap :clap :clap

Melissa and those who know me - you know who I am thinking about when I read this thread. LMAO - if I ever told him about this thread he would KILL me. Of course, I would readily blame it on Melissa.

lol ... the last ones realli made me laugh .. thx for the post

Too Good To Be True..yay !