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A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem.
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>I have 2 female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
>"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
>They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
>"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed. Then he thought for a moment, "You
>know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem.
>
>I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the
>bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the
>cage with Frank and Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and
>worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time."
>"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."
>The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house.
>As he ushered her in, and she saw that his 2 male parrots were inside their
>cage, holding rosary beads and praying.
>Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
>After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison;
>
>"Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
>There was a stunned silence.
>
>Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and
>exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank, our prayers have been answered."
>
>I have 2 female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
>"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
>They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
>"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed. Then he thought for a moment, "You
>know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem.
>
>I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the
>bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the
>cage with Frank and Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and
>worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time."
>"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."
>The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house.
>As he ushered her in, and she saw that his 2 male parrots were inside their
>cage, holding rosary beads and praying.
>Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
>After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison;
>
>"Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
>There was a stunned silence.
>
>Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and
>exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank, our prayers have been answered."
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