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The point behind this game is to give a pick-up line (the cheesier the better). The next poster gives an answer to that pick-up line. It can be smart-ass, insulting, or the answer to their prayers.



Let's start with...



Are you a parking ticket or somethin'? 'Cuz you've got 'fine' written all over you.

 
Why thank you darlin'! I'm a mighty expensive ticket though, sure you want to pay it?

(Is this the part where I post a pick-up line?)

 
Originally Posted by Aquilah Why thank you darlin'! I'm a mighty expensive ticket though, sure you want to pay it?
(Is this the part where I post a pick-up line?)

You got it, sweet cheeks! Nice reply, btw! lol
 
Alright, my brain isn't working, so I'm using the most lame, and over used one ever!

"Your parents must've stolen the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes!" (Doesn't it go something like that??? *lmao*)

 
These eyes see right through you space cadet...

Is your dad Napoleon?? Cause u look Dynamite!

 
No, but my father-in-law is Hitler reincarnate! Care to meet him?

You're legs must be tired. Cause you've been running through my mind all night!

 
running trieing to find a way out...

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

 
If I had a map, it'd just tell you how to get the hell away from me *lol*

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

 
That's the most action your underwear is EVER gonna get from me!

I seem to have misplaced my number. Can I have yours?

 
Sure! I'll be sure to leave it on my casket, because I'd have to drop dead before you got it from me!

What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

 
Just needed a good laugh, thanks I'n all better now, BYE..

You make my software turn to hardware!

 
Perhaps you have a virus, you should get that checked.

I need to call God cuz Heaven's missing an Angel!

 
And I need to call Satan because Hell is clearly missing its idiot.

Is there a mirror in your pants, cause I can see myself in them!

 
Do you now? Are you sure it's worth it to you?

I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?

 
So sorry, but your ship has sunk.

Was your daddy an astronaut? Because you are out of this world!

 
And you're out of your mind if you thought that wack line would work on me.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together

 
If I could rearrange the dictionary, I'd put you and idiot together.

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

 
Could you stay lost though?

Honey, you so fine, they should make you illegal!

 
and you're so ugly, they should make you a mask.

if you were a booger, i'd pick you first

 
I'm LMAO at y'alls responses! Good job, you guys!

Originally Posted by mylaiva if you were a booger, i'd pick you first Mmm, would you eat me, too?
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

 

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