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We've all heard about people having guts or balls.

But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep

you informed, the definition for each is listed below...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met

by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still

cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of

perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the

butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically

speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately

result in death.

 
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Originally Posted by pla4u /img/forum/go_quote.gif We've all heard about people having guts or balls.But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep

you informed, the definition for each is listed below...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met

by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still

cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of

perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the

butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically

speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately

result in death.

 

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