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A young couple, Jack and Jill, are out for a romantic walk along
a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll, Jack's
lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky
when Jill says, "I hope you don't mind but I really do need to
piss."
Slightly taken back by this vulgarity he replies, "OK. Why don't
you go behind this hedge."
She nods agreement and disappears behind the hedge.
As Jack waits he can hear the sound of nylon knickers rolling
down her voluptuous legs and imagines what is being exposed.
Unable to contain his animalistic thoughts a moment longer, Jack
reaches a hand through the hedge and touches her leg. He quickly
brings his hand further up her thigh until suddenly and with
great astonishment finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage
hanging between her legs.
Jack shouts in horror, "Oh no, Jill, have you changed your sex?"
"No," she replies. "but I changed my mind, I'm taking a $hit
instead."
a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll, Jack's
lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky
when Jill says, "I hope you don't mind but I really do need to
piss."
Slightly taken back by this vulgarity he replies, "OK. Why don't
you go behind this hedge."
She nods agreement and disappears behind the hedge.
As Jack waits he can hear the sound of nylon knickers rolling
down her voluptuous legs and imagines what is being exposed.
Unable to contain his animalistic thoughts a moment longer, Jack
reaches a hand through the hedge and touches her leg. He quickly
brings his hand further up her thigh until suddenly and with
great astonishment finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage
hanging between her legs.
Jack shouts in horror, "Oh no, Jill, have you changed your sex?"
"No," she replies. "but I changed my mind, I'm taking a $hit
instead."
Serves him right for being such an animal.
