"Dark in here."

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>A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

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>Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

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>> The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

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>> The little boy says, "Dark in here."

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>> The man says, "Yes, it is."

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>>Boy - "I have a baseball."

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>>Man - "That's nice."

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>> Boy - "Want to buy it?"

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>>Man - "No, thanks."

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>> Boy - "My dad's outside."

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>> Man - "OK, how much?"

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>> Boy - "$250"

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> In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.

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>>Boy - "Dark in here."

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>> Man - "Yes, it is."

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>>Boy - "I have a baseball glove."

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>> The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"

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>> Boy - "$750"

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> Man - "Sold."

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>>A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a catch.

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>> The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."

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>> The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

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>> Boy -"$1,000"

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> The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that....that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

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>> They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

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> The boy says, "Dark in here."

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> The priest says, "Don't start that shit again."

 

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