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10 Husbands, Still a Virgin

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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

 

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

 

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

 

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

 

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

 

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

 

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

 

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

 

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

 

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

 

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

 

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

 

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

 

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

 

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

 

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

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Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

 

haha keep licking i guess thats what it means?

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Originally Posted by Savvy_lover View Post
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

 

haha keep licking i guess thats what it means?

hahha yeah i think thats what she meant. only make sense.haha

 

this is funny

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Originally Posted by Savvy_lover View Post
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

 

haha keep licking i guess thats what it means?

LOL, I wouldn't have gotten that, thanks!

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Originally Posted by MissMaryMac View Post
LOL, I wouldn't have gotten that, thanks!
me neither but now that i do, hahaha

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Originally Posted by MissMaryMac View Post
LOL, I wouldn't have gotten that, thanks!
hahaha i wouldn't have gotten that either

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Originally Posted by Savvy_lover View Post
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

 

haha keep licking i guess thats what it means?

Lol thanks, I wasn't getting it till now.

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