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Let's see if I understand
How the world works lately..
If a man cuts his finger off
While slicing salami at work,
He blames the knife.
If you smoke three packs a day
For 40 years and die of lung cancer,
Your family blames the tobacco company.
If your neighbor crashes into
A tree while driving home drunk,
He blames the bartender.
If your grandchildren
Are brats without manners,
You blame television.
If your friend is shot
By a deranged madman,
You blame the gun manufacturer.
And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to
kill the pilot at 35,000 feet,
And the passengers kill him instead,
The mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.
I must have lived too long
To understand the world anymore.
So, if I die while my old, wrinkled ass is parked in
Front of this computer,
I want all of you to blame
Bill Gates...okay
How the world works lately..
If a man cuts his finger off
While slicing salami at work,
He blames the knife.
If you smoke three packs a day
For 40 years and die of lung cancer,
Your family blames the tobacco company.
If your neighbor crashes into
A tree while driving home drunk,
He blames the bartender.
If your grandchildren
Are brats without manners,
You blame television.
If your friend is shot
By a deranged madman,
You blame the gun manufacturer.
And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to
kill the pilot at 35,000 feet,
And the passengers kill him instead,
The mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.
I must have lived too long
To understand the world anymore.
So, if I die while my old, wrinkled ass is parked in
Front of this computer,
I want all of you to blame
Bill Gates...okay