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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

 

"What are you doing?" She asked.

 

"Hunting flies" He responded.

 

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

 

"Yep, 3 males, 2 females," he replied.

 

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

 

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

 

 

 

And you probably thought this would be dirty ... shame on YOU!!! wink.gif

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