Her dad is annoying!!

Thursday, April 17th 2008

It's Good To Dream



Papa Joe really knows how to f*** things up. Well, he is responsible for bringing Ashlee and Jessica into the world. Page Six reports that Papa is already trying to make deals with the magazines for Ashlee's exclusive baby pictures. He's asking 1 million dollars. Yeah, dollars and not pesos.

Papa Joe wants to take the pictures himself, so they can make even more money. Those disposable camera pictures are going to look really good.

One magazine editor said the ***** ain't worth $1 million. S***, she ain't even worth $100,000! They said she could probably get "$60,000 maybe - but definitely not a million. The timing is a little suspicious. Her album ['Bittersweet World'] is dropping next week, and there was little to no interest until now. Ashlee's lucky she got pregnant, frankly."

Oh shit! Lucky she got pregnant! Who is this magazine editor? They are my new best friend. Ashlee is just as brain dead as her daddy. There's no way you should let someone named Papa Joe run your career. Yes, his name is Joe Simpson, but I'm sure he's legally changed it to Papa Joe already.

Besides, why the helly hell are magazines going to buy pictures of that baby when all they have to do is go down to central casting, pick out a newborn, put some black eyeliner on it, make it pout and voila! A Simpson/Wentz spawn.

Below are pictures of Ass and Pete being gross and showing off her engagement ring. It looks like a really shiny pearl stuck in between two rotten oysters.

Source: It's Good To Dream | Dlisted

I do like her ring and her hairstyle.

Why are celeb baby pictures going for so much $? Who the F cares what their damn kids look like.

Having babies is the new rehab!

Her dad IS a little creepy...

Originally Posted by love2482 /img/forum/go_quote.gif Why are celeb baby pictures going for so much $? Who the F cares what their damn kids look like. They are horrible. They are pimping their kids. Sure everyone wants to see new babies, because all of them are so darn cute, but I would never make someone pay a mill or over to see mine. EVEN if I was a celeb. Its like when the kids grow up...
"Mommy how did you get so much money?"

"Well I made shitty songs that didn't sell & then I got prego and sold you out."

Lol. Lovely convo no? Celebs are starting to piss me off. Like Ang & Brad how much are the twins going for? And then you don't even see the one that belongs to them. Thats wrong!

I cannot stand Joe Simpson! I still think he is the main reason why Jess and Nick divorced.

He sounds like a horrible and greedy man.

Off topic: i really like her hairstyle in the right picture!

Originally Posted by daer0n /img/forum/go_quote.gif He sounds like a horrible and greedy man.Off topic: i really like her hairstyle in the right picture!

Off topic: he's short.

Originally Posted by Darla_G /img/forum/go_quote.gif Off topic: he's short. LOl i hope she's wearing heels

I love Jessica Simpson, not so keen on Ashlee since that video came out of her drunk at McDonalds I think it was? Being a d*ck to the girl that worked there.

Originally Posted by makeupwhore54 /img/forum/go_quote.gif They are horrible. They are pimping their kids. Sure everyone wants to see new babies, because all of them are so darn cute, but I would never make someone pay a mill or over to see mine. EVEN if I was a celeb. Its like when the kids grow up...
"Mommy how did you get so much money?"

"Well I made shitty songs that didn't sell & then I got prego and sold you out."

Lol. Lovely convo no? Celebs are starting to piss me off. Like Ang & Brad how much are the twins going for? And then you don't even see the one that belongs to them. Thats wrong!

Haha! I feel the same way.

I can't believe that they are starting to auction off the pictures already!

I didnt even relise she was pregnant

Her dad is an a$$!!