What Religion Is Your Bra?

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."

What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquired the man, "There is more than one type?"

"Look Around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras," replied the sales clerk.

Confused, the man asked what were the types. The saleslady replied "The Catholic type, the Salvation Army type, the Presbyterian type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?"

Still confused the man asked, "What is the difference between them?"

The lady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, the Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills."

Obviously he wasn't a crossdresser....... Else he would have know more about bras than the sales lady!!

lol nice one!

hahahaha!

Originally Posted by Karren_Hutton /img/forum/go_quote.gif Obviously he wasn't a crossdresser....... Else he would have know more about bras than the sales lady!! Really!!!!

Originally Posted by Karren_Hutton /img/forum/go_quote.gif Obviously he wasn't a crossdresser....... Else he would have know more about bras than the sales lady!! I can't say i'm an expert. i probably would benefit from a tutorial.

Originally Posted by Darla_G /img/forum/go_quote.gif I can't say i'm an expert. i probably would benefit from a tutorial. Maybe you should go ask your wife?

Ya think? She told me she would never reveal all her secrets. I still like the one where she's fully clothed both arms out to the side and next thing you know she's pulling the bra out of her sleeve. Where do you learn that one? I swear she treats it like its a magic trick or something!

There's probably dozens of other things like that we will just never know.

Here actually i found a tutorial i really like, but i can't put it here. here is a link to the tutorial. How to put on a bra secret agent style!

haha thats a great one

hah.... clever

lol, in that case, my favourite bra type is the baptist

Ha ha! lol

hahaha too funny

After the babies, I definately prefer the salvation army type!! LOL!!!

Haha! I have a friend that works in the lingerie department so I'm definately printing this out for her.

Hahahaha!!

Lol! Good one!

lolzzzzz

I need the Baptist want to convert to a Presbyterian someday!