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A kid gets on a city bus and sits across from the bus driver. He yells frantically at the driver. "If my dad was a bull and my mom was a cow I would be a little bull." The driver is getting upset at the noisy kid and grumbles.
The kid continutes..."if my dad was a boy elephant and my mom was a girl elephant, I would be a little elephant." The kid continues talking very loudly and runs through several more types of animals.
The bus driver has had it with the noisy kid. He asked, "what if your dad was an idiot and your mother a fat cow?"
The boy replies then I would be a bus driver.
The kid continutes..."if my dad was a boy elephant and my mom was a girl elephant, I would be a little elephant." The kid continues talking very loudly and runs through several more types of animals.
The bus driver has had it with the noisy kid. He asked, "what if your dad was an idiot and your mother a fat cow?"
The boy replies then I would be a bus driver.
