Fun w/ Heidi And Spencer

Source: Gallery of the Absurd: Fun With Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt



Something about Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt's habit of posing like cloying robotic clowns in staged photographs reminds me of those simplistic **** and Jane books that were used to teach kids to read back in the 1950's. Riveting story lines involving the adventures of **** and Jane typically went like this: See **** run. Run, ****, run. Run, run, run. Jane has a toy. It is a red toy. Heidi and Spencer are about as interesting and complex as sawdust as those repetitive **** and Jane stories, so why not use them in an updated version?





There could be several volumes, maybe even one devoted exclusively to holidays: Christmas, Easter, Valentines Day, Independence Day, Mother's Day, Halloween, National Gun Day, you name it. Kids would love it! Since Heidi claims to be such a devoted Bible thumper, perhaps they could even create a Christian version of the story to go along with the Christian album she wants to record. So much fun with Heidi and Spencer! Medium: Usage of paparazzi pictures kindly given by PacificCoastNews.com

lol am I alone in finding these highly disturbing?

lol.. yeah, this is kind of disturbing..

Their public displays of affection and cheesy grins irritate the hell out of me and I live in England! I can't imagine how bad it is in America!

I bet many people think the only kind of fun that can be had is 'Fun w/o Heidi and Spencer'

Both are soooooooooooo annoying :/

I can't stand them. They're just so celebrity hungry.

Wow! These parody stories literally had me laughing out laugh! Too funny, but so true...

LOL!

Just hearing their names makes my skin crawl.

hahaha...hope there aren't real books. oh the humanity.

i agree, that is waaayyy disturbing but hilarious. i'm sure speidi is out there loving the attention. they're so gross