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A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist,
> > 'Hello, could you give me condom.
> > I'm going to my girlfriends for dinner and I think I may be in with a
> chance!'
> >
> > The pharmacist gives him the condom and as the young man is going out;
> > he returns and says, 'Give me another condom because my girlfriend's
> sister is very cute too.
> > She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and
> > I think I might strike it lucky there too..'
> >
> > The pharmacist gives him a second condom and
> > as the boy is leaving he turns back and says,
> > 'Go on, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mum is still
> pretty cute and
> > when she sees me she always makes eyes,
> > and since she invited me for dinner,
> > I think she is expecting me to make a move!
> >
> >
> >
> > During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left,
> > the sister on his right and the mum facing him.
> > When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying,
> > 'Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all you give us'.
> > A minute later the boy is still praying;
> >
> > 'Thank you Lord for your kindness.'
> >
> > Ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down.
> > The others look at each other surprised and
> > his girlfriend is even more surprised than the others.
> > She gets close to the boy and says in his ear, 'I didn't know you were so
> religious.'
> >
> > The boy replies, 'I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!'
> > 'Hello, could you give me condom.
> > I'm going to my girlfriends for dinner and I think I may be in with a
> chance!'
> >
> > The pharmacist gives him the condom and as the young man is going out;
> > he returns and says, 'Give me another condom because my girlfriend's
> sister is very cute too.
> > She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and
> > I think I might strike it lucky there too..'
> >
> > The pharmacist gives him a second condom and
> > as the boy is leaving he turns back and says,
> > 'Go on, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mum is still
> pretty cute and
> > when she sees me she always makes eyes,
> > and since she invited me for dinner,
> > I think she is expecting me to make a move!
> >
> >
> >
> > During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left,
> > the sister on his right and the mum facing him.
> > When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying,
> > 'Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all you give us'.
> > A minute later the boy is still praying;
> >
> > 'Thank you Lord for your kindness.'
> >
> > Ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down.
> > The others look at each other surprised and
> > his girlfriend is even more surprised than the others.
> > She gets close to the boy and says in his ear, 'I didn't know you were so
> religious.'
> >
> > The boy replies, 'I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!'
