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Lying on his deathbed, the rich, miserly old man calls to his long-suffering wife. " I want to take all my money with me," he tells her. " So promise you'll put it in the casket."
After the man dies, his widow attends his memorial service with her best friend. Just before the undertaker closes the coffin, she places a small metal box inside.
Her friend looks at her in horror. "Surely," she says, "you didn't put the money in there."
" I did promise him I would, " the widow answers. " So I got it all together, deposited every penny in my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it."
After the man dies, his widow attends his memorial service with her best friend. Just before the undertaker closes the coffin, she places a small metal box inside.
Her friend looks at her in horror. "Surely," she says, "you didn't put the money in there."
" I did promise him I would, " the widow answers. " So I got it all together, deposited every penny in my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it."