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So I received this joke through a forwarded email and I love it. Thought I'd share it with you wonderful people.
>A man moves to texas and buys himself a donkey off a farmer for $100 dollars. The farmer agrees to deliver the donkey the next day however when he arrives he says to the man...
Farmer: "well son I got some bad news"
Man: "what's that Farmer?"
Farmer: "well the donkeys dead"
Man: "well that's fine just gimme my money back"
Farmer: "Cant do that son I spent the money already"
The man thinks for a moment and then comes up with a plan. He turns to the farmer and says.
Man: "Well then just gimme the dead donkey and I'll sell him at raffle"
Farmer: "you can't sell a dead donkey at a raffle"
Man: "just watch me"
One month later the farmer returns to the man and asks him how that raffle went.
Man: "Well I sold 500 tickets at $2 a ticket and made a profit of $898 dollars."
Farmer: "well what happened when they found out he was a dead donkey?"
Man: "oh no one minded except the man who won so i gave him his two dollars back."
>A man moves to texas and buys himself a donkey off a farmer for $100 dollars. The farmer agrees to deliver the donkey the next day however when he arrives he says to the man...
Farmer: "well son I got some bad news"
Man: "what's that Farmer?"
Farmer: "well the donkeys dead"
Man: "well that's fine just gimme my money back"
Farmer: "Cant do that son I spent the money already"
The man thinks for a moment and then comes up with a plan. He turns to the farmer and says.
Man: "Well then just gimme the dead donkey and I'll sell him at raffle"
Farmer: "you can't sell a dead donkey at a raffle"
Man: "just watch me"
One month later the farmer returns to the man and asks him how that raffle went.
Man: "Well I sold 500 tickets at $2 a ticket and made a profit of $898 dollars."
Farmer: "well what happened when they found out he was a dead donkey?"
Man: "oh no one minded except the man who won so i gave him his two dollars back."
