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Dead Donkey (funny Joke)

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So I received this joke through a forwarded email and I love it. Thought I'd share it with you wonderful people.

 

 

>A man moves to texas and buys himself a donkey off a farmer for $100 dollars. The farmer agrees to deliver the donkey the next day however when he arrives he says to the man...

 

Farmer: "well son I got some bad news"

 

Man: "what's that Farmer?"

 

Farmer: "well the donkeys dead"

 

Man: "well that's fine just gimme my money back"

 

Farmer: "Cant do that son I spent the money already"

 

The man thinks for a moment and then comes up with a plan. He turns to the farmer and says.

 

Man: "Well then just gimme the dead donkey and I'll sell him at raffle"

 

Farmer: "you can't sell a dead donkey at a raffle"

 

Man: "just watch me"

 

One month later the farmer returns to the man and asks him how that raffle went.

 

Man: "Well I sold 500 tickets at $2 a ticket and made a profit of $898 dollars."

 

Farmer: "well what happened when they found out he was a dead donkey?"

 

Man: "oh no one minded except the man who won so i gave him his two dollars back."

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