Brain Transplant

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In the hospital, where a family member lay gravely ill, the relatives somberly gathered in the waiting room. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and drawn. 'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as he surveyed the worried faces. 'The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but the family will have to pay for the BRAIN. 'The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a time, someone asked, 'How much will a brain cost?' The doctor quickly responded, '$5,000 for a male brain; $200 for a female brain.' The moment turned awkward. Some of the men actually had to 'try' to not smile or snicker, avoiding eye contact with the women in the group while trying to hide their embarrassment on learning of the much higher value of the male brain!. One of the men, unable to control his curiosity, finally blurted out the question everyone yearned to ask: 'Why is the male brain worth so much more than a female brain? The doctor smiled at the childish innocence of the question and explained to the entire group: 'It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to price the female brains a lot lower because they've been used.

 

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