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Many of us over 50, WAY over 50, or on the way to 50 are quite
confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about
the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are
correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you
may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go
together and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist
11. Bikinis and liver spots
12. Short shorts and varicose veins
13. Inline skates and a walker
And the ultimate "bad taste" in fashion for the "older folks" . .
14. Thongs and Depends
Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.
THANK YOU...
confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about
the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are
correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you
may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go
together and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist
11. Bikinis and liver spots
12. Short shorts and varicose veins
13. Inline skates and a walker
And the ultimate "bad taste" in fashion for the "older folks" . .
14. Thongs and Depends
Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.
THANK YOU...
