It was a cold, wet & dreary morning.
The power had gone out during the night, and I lay shivering under my bed-covers trying to keep warm.
I leaned over and drank 3 glasses of Vodka to keep warm, then just as I sat up, I heard a knock at my bedroom door
My body froze all over as somebody opened the door. Who the hell was it? I thought i was alone in the house..
"Hiya, Miles!" said this cheery voice I recognized as my longtime friend, Sarah.
How the hell have you gotten so FAT, Miles, I thought you were an everyday runner
"Well damn, Sarah. It's good to see you, too."
Sorry Sarah, but I just thought you had put on some Lbs. How's the 3 pack a day smoking habit going?
Actually I had to give up the smoking because I started taking belly dancing classes, you should try it too!
"I can't" said Sarah, "I've just joined the local nunnery and am forbidden to show any skin from the neck down"
"But what about when you posed for Playboy last year for $10,000?" Miles asked
"Well," exclaimed Sarah, "When I saw the issue after print, and saw that that my once chubby love handles had now disappeared, I figured it was an act of god - so I figured I'd show my grattitude by a life of servitude."
Miles stop, and turn looking at Sarah mysteriously says" Did you know that there was a second person taking pictures of you that day?"