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Few Things to Think about:

Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who Were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.

Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates. Candidate A - Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B -He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C - He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven. Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember: Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics: 29 have been accused of spousal abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud 19 have been accused of writing bad checks 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses 3 have done time for assault 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges 8 have been arrested for shoplifting 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year Can you guess which organization this is? Give up yet? It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of Idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

 
Oh my god, that is WOAH... & sorry but i have to LMAO at the last point about the US Congress

 
Man, if I didn't know any better, I'd say you were on a tear...but then again, I seem to recall having asked you to run for president at some point in time...ah, the power of words. So, Tony my friend, when's the cheerleading squad getting together? I feel a need to scream & shout in deep frustration, productively of course...as to Beethoven, there's a recent 60 minutes prodigy in motion as we speak, a 12-year-old composer who's gifted at writing complete works as they speed through his head...with no corrections or adjustments...after listening to a lot of KSBJ the past year, even my favorite classical composers seem to sound awfully angry & I wonder if they were the 'rap masters' of their heyday...

 
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Originally Posted by GR8FISCH

Man, if I didn't know any better, I'd say you were on a tear...but then again, I seem to recall having asked you to run for president at some point in time...ah, the power of words. So, Tony my friend, when's the cheerleading squad getting together? I feel a need to scream & shout in deep frustration, productively of course...as to Beethoven, there's a recent 60 minutes prodigy in motion as we speak, a 12-year-old composer who's gifted at writing complete works as they speed through his head...with no corrections or adjustments...after listening to a lot of KSBJ the past year, even my favorite classical composers seem to sound awfully angry & I wonder if they were the 'rap masters' of their heyday...



 

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