Fortunately, Unfortunately

[pla4u]

unfortunately she asked for my health insurance card

 

[Guenevere]

Fortunately, it wasn't really a nurse it was a stripper dressed as a nurse and when she asked for my health card she was just role playing! (What? It could happen!)

 

[Little_Lisa]

LOL Very nice! Unfortunately, she would not make sexy time with me.

 

[pla4u]

Fortunately, here assistant was more than willing

 

[Guenevere]

(ROTFL! "sexy time")

Unfortunately, her assistant was number 83 prostitute in all of USA!!

 

[Gvieve]

Fortunately she had a clean bill of health

 

[Aquilah]

Unfortunately, she didn't know her day was coming soon...

 

[Little_Lisa]

Fortunately, her day was a very relaxing one at the spa.

 

[cynpat2000]

Unfortunately she fell asleep in the tanning bed.

 

[Little_Lisa]

Fortunately, it had a timer and turned off before frying her to death.

 

[jessiej78]

Unfortunately, she came out looking like a leathery piece of beef jerky...

 

[charish]

fortuately she had someone to massage her w/ lotion

 

[Gvieve]

Unfortunately the masseuse didn't use gloves and had a contageous fungal infection on their palms