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drive-it-to-me's game inspired me to start this (HOPEFULLY) humorous thread. Thanks girlie!

Here's how it works: I'll start the story with a few sentences and anyone can come in and build upon it in their own thread. All responses after that will have to be built upon what is contributed. You're welcome to get crazy, add odd characters, strange plot twists and funny dialogue!

Wanna have fun?
Here's the beginning of the story...


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Esmerelda and her Magic Adventure:

"Deep in the land of Happy Wishes, there was a sad little maiden named Esmerelda. Every day grew more unbearable and she didn't know what to do about it. Unlike the other girls in her village, Esmerelda had a secret problem: she couldn't...

 
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Originally Posted by KittySkyfish drive-it-to-me's game inspired me to start this (HOPEFULLY) humorous thread. Thanks girlie!
Here's how it works: I'll start the story with a few sentences and anyone can come in and build upon it in their own thread. All responses after that will have to be built upon what is contributed. You're welcome to get crazy, add odd characters, strange plot twists and funny dialogue!

Wanna have fun?
Here's the beginning of the story...


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Esmerelda and her Magic Adventure:

"Deep in the land of Happy Wishes, there was a sad little maiden named Esmerelda. Every day grew more unbearable and she didn't know what to do about it. Unlike the other girls in her village, Esmerelda had a secret problem: she couldn't...

Esmerelda and her Magic Adventure:

"Deep in the land of Happy Wishes, there was a sad little maiden named Esmerelda. Every day grew more unbearable and she didn't know what to do about it. Unlike the other girls in her village, Esmerelda had a secret problem: she couldn't ... stand the fact that there were other maidens in the village prettier than she! Her jealousy festered like a rotten tooth. Her bitterness overlwhelmed her as she secretly sabotaged the beautiful girls in the land of Happy Wishes. Once, Esmerelda poured EasyStraight into a maiden's shampoo and feined innocence as the maiden's beautiful hair fell out in clumps on the satin pillow. And yet another instance ...<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->

 
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Originally Posted by Californian Esmerelda and her Magic Adventure:

"Deep in the land of Happy Wishes, there was a sad little maiden named Esmerelda. Every day grew more unbearable and she didn't know what to do about it. Unlike the other girls in her village, Esmerelda had a secret problem: she couldn't ... stand the fact that there were other maidens in the village prettier than she! Her jealousy festered like a rotten tooth. Her bitterness overlwhelmed her as she secretly sabotaged the beautiful girls in the land of Happy Wishes. Once, Esmerelda poured EasyStraight into a maiden's shampoo and feined innocence as the maiden's beautiful hair fell out in clumps on the satin pillow. And yet another instance ...<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->

Esmerelda and her Magic Adventure:

"Deep in the land of Happy Wishes, there was a sad little maiden named Esmerelda. Every day grew more unbearable and she didn't know what to do about it. Unlike the other girls in her village, Esmerelda had a secret problem: she couldn't ... stand the fact that there were other maidens in the village prettier than she! Her jealousy festered like a rotten tooth. Her bitterness overlwhelmed her as she secretly sabotaged the beautiful girls in the land of Happy Wishes. Once, Esmerelda poured EasyStraight into a maiden's shampoo and feined innocence as the maiden's beautiful hair fell out in clumps on the satin pillow. And yet another instance ,She added doo doo to the face cream of all the girls in the village..Needless to say,this stirred up a stink indeed..The towns people in the land of Happy Wishes were terrified..Where would Esmerelda strike next?<!-- / message --><!-- sig --><!-- / message -->

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"Deep in the land of Happy Wishes, there was a sad little maiden named Esmerelda. Every day grew more unbearable and she didn't know what to do about it. Unlike the other girls in her village, Esmerelda had a secret problem: she couldn't ... stand the fact that there were other maidens in the village prettier than she! Her jealousy festered like a rotten tooth. Her bitterness overlwhelmed her as she secretly sabotaged the beautiful girls in the land of Happy Wishes. Once, Esmerelda poured EasyStraight into a maiden's shampoo and feined innocence as the maiden's beautiful hair fell out in clumps on the satin pillow. And yet another instance ,She added doo doo to the face cream of all the girls in the village..Needless to say,this stirred up a stink indeed..The towns people in the land of Happy Wishes were terrified..Where would Esmerelda strike next?

Esmerelda immediately took the next NY Subway then to the next NY Taxi to the large castle. She asked to be taken to the KING. At that point she went to the King and shouted "Please let the Beauty Goddess out of JAIL! She did nothing wrong to be in there!" The King told Esmerelda that the Beauty Goddess is charged with selling Easystraight to the town peasants and will HANG for her crimes! At that moment, Esmerelda sreamed.......
 
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Esmerelda and her Magic Adventure:

"Deep in the land of Happy Wishes, there was a sad little maiden named Esmerelda. Every day grew more unbearable and she didn't know what to do about it. Unlike the other girls in her village, Esmerelda had a secret problem: she couldn't ... stand the fact that there were other maidens in the village prettier than she! Her jealousy festered like a rotten tooth. Her bitterness overlwhelmed her as she secretly sabotaged the beautiful girls in the land of Happy Wishes. Once, Esmerelda poured EasyStraight into a maiden's shampoo and feined innocence as the maiden's beautiful hair fell out in clumps on the satin pillow. And yet another instance ,She added doo doo to the face cream of all the girls in the village..Needless to say,this stirred up a stink indeed..The towns people in the land of Happy Wishes were terrified..Where would Esmerelda strike next?

Esmerelda immediately took the next NY Subway then to the next NY Taxi to the large castle. She asked to be taken to the KING. At that point she went to the King and shouted "Please let the Beauty Goddess out of JAIL! She did nothing wrong to be in there!" The King told Esmerelda that the Beauty Goddess is charged with selling Easystraight to the town peasants and will HANG for her crimes! At that moment, Esmerelda sreamed.......
"Bring me the villainous Haime Munoz!!! He should be able to STRAIGHTEN this mess out!" And so the King issued a summons for Count Munoz of Baldville, and when they finally found him they were in shock at the sight that lay before them! He was.....
 
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"Deep in the land of Happy Wishes, there was a sad little maiden named Esmerelda. Every day grew more unbearable and she didn't know what to do about it. Unlike the other girls in her village, Esmerelda had a secret problem: she couldn't ... stand the fact that there were other maidens in the village prettier than she! Her jealousy festered like a rotten tooth. Her bitterness overlwhelmed her as she secretly sabotaged the beautiful girls in the land of Happy Wishes. Once, Esmerelda poured EasyStraight into a maiden's shampoo and feined innocence as the maiden's beautiful hair fell out in clumps on the satin pillow. And yet another instance ,She added doo doo to the face cream of all the girls in the village..Needless to say,this stirred up a stink indeed..The towns people in the land of Happy Wishes were terrified..Where would Esmerelda strike next? Esmerelda immediately took the next NY Subway then to the next NY Taxi to the large castle. She asked to be taken to the KING. At that point she went to the King and shouted "Please let the Beauty Goddess out of JAIL! She did nothing wrong to be in there!" The King told Esmerelda that the Beauty Goddess is charged with selling Easystraight to the town peasants and will HANG for her crimes! At that moment, Esmerelda sreamed....... "Bring me the villainous Haime Munoz!!! He should be able to STRAIGHTEN this mess out!" And so the King issued a summons for Count Munoz of Baldville, and when they finally found him they were in shock at the sight that lay before them! He was.....nothing more than the shriveled corpse of Estee Lauder! Haime Munoz was a fictional image devised by Estee to further expand her beauty empire. Count Munoz knew as much about hair as cats know how to build spaceships. Discovering the fraud, the King had his henchmen lop off Haime's bald head and toss the vile garbage in the moat for the alligators to munch on. Now Esmerelda really was in a bind! She was doomed! Since there was no one to blame her bad behavior on, that midnight night she snuck out of the castle and...
 
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Deep in the land of Happy Wishes, there was a sad little maiden named Esmerelda. Every day grew more unbearable and she didn't know what to do about it. Unlike the other girls in her village, Esmerelda had a secret problem: she couldn't ... stand the fact that there were other maidens in the village prettier than she! Her jealousy festered like a rotten tooth. Her bitterness overlwhelmed her as she secretly sabotaged the beautiful girls in the land of Happy Wishes. Once, Esmerelda poured EasyStraight into a maiden's shampoo and feined innocence as the maiden's beautiful hair fell out in clumps on the satin pillow. And yet another instance ,She added doo doo to the face cream of all the girls in the village..Needless to say,this stirred up a stink indeed..The towns people in the land of Happy Wishes were terrified..Where would Esmerelda strike next?

Esmerelda immediately took the next NY Subway then to the next NY Taxi to the large castle. She asked to be taken to the KING. At that point she went to the King and shouted "Please let the Beauty Goddess out of JAIL! She did nothing wrong to be in there!" The King told Esmerelda that the Beauty Goddess is charged with selling Easystraight to the town peasants and will HANG for her crimes! At that moment, Esmerelda sreamed.......

"Bring me the villainous Haime Munoz!!! He should be able to STRAIGHTEN this mess out!" And so the King issued a summons for Count Munoz of Baldville, and when they finally found him they were in shock at the sight that lay before them! He was.....nothing more than the shriveled corpse of Estee Lauder! Haime Munoz was a fictional image devised by Estee to further expand her beauty empire. Count Munoz knew as much about hair as cats know how to build spaceships. Discovering the fraud, the King had his henchmen lop off Haime's bald head and toss the vile garbage in the moat for the alligators to munch on. Now Esmerelda really was in a bind! She was doomed! Since there was no one to blame her bad behavior on, that midnight night she snuck out of the castle and...Deep in thought of Vacationing in the Bahamas, not caring about a single thing in the world. So, Haime took the first plane out of Baldville to St Croix and once he got there, he saw... dark water and lots of teeth since his head was tossed in the moat for an alligator snack! His new and improved robotic head saw Esmerelda by the side of the road, selling her *ahem* wares. Haime rode on by unaffected of course since he's gay. Esmerelda eventually grew big hairy warts all over her body as a karmic payback for her evil ways, and she was forced to join a caravan of freaks who worshipped Gary Coleman. Esmerelda finally died of cabbage poisoning, exacerbated by general ennui. And the rest of the folks in the land of Happy Wishes lived moderately happily ever after.

The End.



 
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Originally Posted by KittySkyfish Deep in the land of Happy Wishes, there was a sad little maiden named Esmerelda. Every day grew more unbearable and she didn't know what to do about it. Unlike the other girls in her village, Esmerelda had a secret problem: she couldn't ... stand the fact that there were other maidens in the village prettier than she! Her jealousy festered like a rotten tooth. Her bitterness overlwhelmed her as she secretly sabotaged the beautiful girls in the land of Happy Wishes. Once, Esmerelda poured EasyStraight into a maiden's shampoo and feined innocence as the maiden's beautiful hair fell out in clumps on the satin pillow. And yet another instance ,She added doo doo to the face cream of all the girls in the village..Needless to say,this stirred up a stink indeed..The towns people in the land of Happy Wishes were terrified..Where would Esmerelda strike next?
Esmerelda immediately took the next NY Subway then to the next NY Taxi to the large castle. She asked to be taken to the KING. At that point she went to the King and shouted "Please let the Beauty Goddess out of JAIL! She did nothing wrong to be in there!" The King told Esmerelda that the Beauty Goddess is charged with selling Easystraight to the town peasants and will HANG for her crimes! At that moment, Esmerelda sreamed.......

"Bring me the villainous Haime Munoz!!! He should be able to STRAIGHTEN this mess out!" And so the King issued a summons for Count Munoz of Baldville, and when they finally found him they were in shock at the sight that lay before them! He was.....nothing more than the shriveled corpse of Estee Lauder! Haime Munoz was a fictional image devised by Estee to further expand her beauty empire. Count Munoz knew as much about hair as cats know how to build spaceships. Discovering the fraud, the King had his henchmen lop off Haime's bald head and toss the vile garbage in the moat for the alligators to munch on. Now Esmerelda really was in a bind! She was doomed! Since there was no one to blame her bad behavior on, that midnight night she snuck out of the castle and...Deep in thought of Vacationing in the Bahamas, not caring about a single thing in the world. So, Haime took the first plane out of Baldville to St Croix and once he got there, he saw... dark water and lots of teeth since his head was tossed in the moat for an alligator snack! His new and improved robotic head saw Esmerelda by the side of the road, selling her *ahem* wares. Haime rode on by unaffected of course since he's gay. Esmerelda eventually grew big hairy warts all over her body as a karmic payback for her evil ways, and she was forced to join a caravan of freaks who worshipped Gary Coleman. Esmerelda finally died of cabbage poisoning, exacerbated by general ennui. And the rest of the folks in the land of Happy Wishes lived moderately happily ever after.

The End.



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