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This is hilarious!
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the Sex Fairy!
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1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
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2. Gentle,
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relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat
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produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

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3. Lovemaking
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can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

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4. Sex is one of the safest sports
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you can take up. It stretches
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and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

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5. Sex
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is an instant cure for mild depression.
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It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_3_1.gifand leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

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7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM. http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_8_4v.gif

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8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

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9. Sex http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/1/1_4_85.gifactually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/12/12_6_5.gif Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

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LOL at Kissing washes food from your Teeth!
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Originally Posted by Miranhat

This is hilarious!
36_2_33.gif
the Sex Fairy!
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1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
1_4_61.gif


=============



2. Gentle,
1_4_60.gif
relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat
28_1_9.gif
produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

=============

3. Lovemaking
1_4_85.gif
can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

=============

4. Sex is one of the safest sports
18_14_103.gif
you can take up. It stretches
7_5_121.gif
and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

=============

5. Sex
1_4_85.gif
is an instant cure for mild depression. http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_9_7.gif It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_3_1.gifand leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

=============

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

=============

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM. http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_8_4v.gif

=============

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

=============

9. Sex http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/1/1_4_85.gifactually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

=============

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/12/12_6_5.gif Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

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This is true...
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9. Sex
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actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.[/

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Really I never had exp with headech.....lol

This is true...
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Originally Posted by Miranhat 9. Sex
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actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.[/

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Originally Posted by Tony(admin) LOL at Kissing washes food from your Teeth!
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Isn't sound Gross...lol..washing teeth....HAHAHAHAHa...when we kiss we don't think about it...do we???...lol just chillin
 
This is true...
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Originally Posted by Miranhat 9. Sex
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actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.[/

QUOTE] YUP!
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Originally Posted by Tony(admin) LOL at Kissing washes food from your Teeth!
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Thank You So much for my country Flag.........TONY
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Oh you noticed! Cool!

My pleasure to set that for you. Did I get it right?





Originally Posted by Miranhat

Thank You So much for my country Flag.........TONY
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Absolutly u did....Thanks again

Originally Posted by Tony(admin) Oh you noticed! Cool!
My pleasure to set that for you. Did I get it right?

 
LMAO at No.1! Every girl wants shiny hair so this is a good way to get it instead of rinsing my head under cold water for 5 mins *shudders*

 
Milk? How do you use it? I wanna hear more about the beauty secrects of the french women because french woman are said to be the most beautiful and sensual women in the world. I'm always on the hunt for websites to order some french beauty products from since they are harder to get here in the US but I think french beauty lines are the best.

 
Originally Posted by Marie-Line Milk also is good for hair, and olive oil (?) also!!! You mean the milk we get from super market or straight from cow...why iam sayin this cause....those milk from market with chemical...it more destroy then shinin....and oilve oil i did used 4 three yrs...I didn't have no solutions...what kind of oilive oil u suggest and milk??
 
Originally Posted by Miranhat This is hilarious!
36_2_33.gif
the Sex Fairy!
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1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
1_4_61.gif


=============



2. Gentle,
1_4_60.gif
relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat
28_1_9.gif
produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

=============

3. Lovemaking
1_4_85.gif
can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

=============

4. Sex is one of the safest sports
18_14_103.gif
you can take up. It stretches
7_5_121.gif
and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

=============

5. Sex
1_4_85.gif
is an instant cure for mild depression.
4_9_7.gif
It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_3_1.gifand leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

=============

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

=============

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM. http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_8_4v.gif

=============

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

=============

9. Sex http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/1/1_4_85.gifactually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

=============

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/12/12_6_5.gif Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

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hehehe that was so cute!!! its true

 
Originally Posted by Nooly for olive oil, u can have it in a bol, with the yellow of an egg and one or two sponnful of honey, you mix all, and u put it on your hair, you wait 30min. and you rinse. then you can have a shampoo.but sorry, i don't really remember what is it 4!
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Thanks You....yea so u don't know wat's it for....but still i will try it...
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I love natural things to try out....if you know later on let me know please...
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Originally Posted by itsd2382 hehehe that was so cute!!! its true yea i thought so...to me in some cases are true...
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