I'm just a gigolo

[Shelley]

I was at Walmart today walking by the men's clothing area and noticed this elderly man wearing a tight shirt that was unbuttoned half way down showing his chest hairs, gold chain, tight white shorts, and dyed red hair. He was walking around all suave like, lol. He looked like a gigolo, lol! Other women and men were laughing quitely as well. Maybe Walmart has new undercover security, lol. Remember that song "I'm just a gigolo"? Here are the lyrics, lol...

Just A Gigolo / I Ain't Got Nobody

Originally a # 1 hit for Ted Lewis in 1931

Remade by David Lee Roth in 1985, it became a # 12 Top 40 hit

I 'm just a gigolo, and everywhere I go,

People know the part I'm playin'.

Pay for every dance, sellin' each romance,

Ooohh what they're sayin'.

There will come a day, when youth will pass away,

What will they say about me?

When the end comes I know, there was just a gigalo

Life goes on without me.

I'm just a gigolo, and everywhere I go,

People know the part I’m playin'.

Pay for every dance, sellin' each romance,

Ooohh what they're sayin'.

There will come a day, when youth will pass away,

What will they say about me?

When the end comes I know, there was just a gigalo,

Life goes on without me.

Cause I ain't got nobody, nobody, cares for me,

Nobody, nobody, cares for me.

I'm so sad and lonely, sad and lonely, sad and lonely

Won't some sweet mama come and take a chance with me?

Cause I ain't so bad.

Bop, boze ziddy boze ziddy bop, zee bop.

I ain't got nobody, nobody cares for me,

Nobody, nobody,

(SOLO)

Mumbaly bibbaly zeebaly boobaly hummaly baybaly zeebaly bop.

I ain't got nobody, nobody, nobody cares for me

Nobody, nobody.

I'm so sad and lonely, sad and lonely, sad and lonely

Won't some sweet mama come and take a chance with me?

Cause I ain't so bad.

Nobody cares for me

 

[JennyMcL]

You saw my Uncle Ted?

 

[speerrituall1]

cute!

 

[KellyB]

Originally Posted by JennyMcL /img/forum/go_quote.gif You saw my Uncle Ted?

Oh that song takes me back to the 80's

 

[Shelley]

Originally Posted by JennyMcL /img/forum/go_quote.gif You saw my Uncle Ted? lol!

 

[Ashley]

lol. At least he's confident!

 

[BeneBaby]

If he had a man-perm and long nails it was my Uncle Myrle.

 

[Aprill]

Originally Posted by JennyMcL /img/forum/go_quote.gif You saw my Uncle Ted? Nah, I think that was my Uncle Marvin

 

[AngelaGM]

Originally Posted by BeneBaby /img/forum/go_quote.gif If he had a man-perm and long nails it was my Uncle Myrle. LOL@ Man Perm!

 

[SierraWren]

How sad: other people making fun of him; hopefully he didn't notice.He had everything wrong,apparently: Aren't gigolos usually young?

 

[Karren]

Too funny!! lol Hey I was at Walmart today!!!

Karren

 

[Sreyomac]

lol.... i always think to myself..... do they have a mirror at home or what?

 

[empericalbeauty]

Lol!

 

[kisska3000]

lol

 

[farris2]

how funny!