- Joined
- Dec 20, 2004
- Messages
- 2,542
- Reaction score
- 0
Don't get this joke...!!!
Laura explain it again...I want laugh to
Originally Posted by Laura WARNING: its kinda dirty!
(say the last sentence out loud but make sure nobody is around!)
A little girl came running into the house bawling her eyes out and cradling
her hand: "Mummy, quick! Get me a glass of cider!" she wailed.
"Why do you want a glass of cider?" asked her mum.
"I cut my hand on a thorn, and I want the pain to go away!"
Confused, but weary of the child's whining, the mother obliged and poured her
a glass of cider. The little girl immediately dunked her hand in it.
"Ouch! It still hurts! This cider doesn't work!" she whined.
"What are you talking about?" asked her increasingly perplexed parent,
"_Whatever made you think that cider would ease your pain?"
"Well, I overheard my big sister say that whenever she gets a prick in
her hand, she can't wait to get it in cider"
Originally Posted by Laura WARNING: its kinda dirty!
(say the last sentence out loud but make sure nobody is around!)
A little girl came running into the house bawling her eyes out and cradling
her hand: "Mummy, quick! Get me a glass of cider!" she wailed.
"Why do you want a glass of cider?" asked her mum.
"I cut my hand on a thorn, and I want the pain to go away!"
Confused, but weary of the child's whining, the mother obliged and poured her
a glass of cider. The little girl immediately dunked her hand in it.
"Ouch! It still hurts! This cider doesn't work!" she whined.
"What are you talking about?" asked her increasingly perplexed parent,
"_Whatever made you think that cider would ease your pain?"
"Well, I overheard my big sister say that whenever she gets a prick in
her hand, she can't wait to get it in cider"